Our Defense Is So Bad.....

[ravensfolife]

I wanna hear your best punchline to finish the sentence. Since I started the thread ill judge if anyone post. Oh yeah guys its just for fun, so dont turn it into a big debate please.


example: Our defense is so bad that I had to buy a new thesaurus for words to describe them.
(I know pretty bad thats why im the judge)

[PuRock]

Our defense is so bad that when they played the National Anthem, the flag was at half-staff.

[PuRock]

Chris Carr is so bad that Coach Harbs told him "The team bus leaves at 6pm. Be under it."

[theFRANCHISE]

As long as this thread stays light, I'll allow it. No personal criticisms, no smack talk.

If it starts to get borderline though, we'll have to remove it. Don't make it mean-spirited or malicious, folks. So for those who have yet to post yet, don't ruin it for other people.

Just to emphasize the lightness of the thread, I'm moving this to the Off-Topic Forum even though it technically pertains to Ravens football.

[PuRock]

The defense is so bad because they studied the playbook like crazy during training camp, but it didn't do them any good. The groundskeepers forgot to mark the field with X's & O's.

[AlaskanRavensFan]

Our defense is so bad that Ocho Cinco tried to bribe the ref to make a call in [i]our favor[/i]. Wow, that is why I am not a comedian

[Bltravens]

LOL Purock's first two are pure gold.

[PuRock]

Our defense stinks so much that Ocho Cinco had to send us deodorant. Maybe if we're lucky, next time he'll teach our DBs balance lessons.

[ravensfolife]

[quote name='AlaskanRavensFan' date='09 November 2009 - 08:24 PM' timestamp='1257816288' post='279146']
Our defense is so bad that Ocho Cinco tried to bribe the ref to make a call in [i]our favor[/i]. Wow, that is why I am not a comedian [img]http://boards.baltimoreravens.com/public/style_emoticons/default/34853_shakehead.GIF[/img]
[/quote]


lol it was funnier than you thought, then again I laugh fairly easy

[PuRock]

Our defense is so bad that the NFL felt the need to change the team name and logo. We are no longer the Ravens but now the "Deers in Headlights"

[IMG]http://www.hunt101.com/data/500/deer_in_the_headlights_look.jpg[/img]

[ravensfolife]

[quote name='Bltravens' date='09 November 2009 - 08:26 PM' timestamp='1257816393' post='279148']
LOL Purock's first two are pure gold.
[/quote]


Yea, I loved the carr one but I had throw a flag. (purock writes joke, carr points to his knee....my eyes get big and I throw a flag)

[AlaskanRavensFan]

Our defense is so bad that Ozzie is at this very moment calling Deron Jenkins to play DB!

[ravensfolife]

[quote name='AlaskanRavensFan' date='09 November 2009 - 08:37 PM' timestamp='1257817031' post='279159']
Our defense is so bad that Ozzie is at this very moment calling Deron Jenkins to play DB!
[/quote]


BOOOOOOO!!!!! I wish I had 4 hands so I could give that joke 4 thumbs down.

[20ravens52]

Why do I not find this thread amusing...I guess I don't have a sense of humor.

[PuRock]

[quote name='20ravens52' date='09 November 2009 - 08:43 PM' timestamp='1257817403' post='279165']
Why do I not find this thread amusing...I guess I don't have a sense of humor.
[/quote]

Oh C'mon its fun. I hate dogging on our team but this is in pure amusement.

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='20ravens52' date='09 November 2009 - 08:43 PM' timestamp='1257817403' post='279165']
Why do I not find this thread amusing...I guess I don't have a sense of humor.
[/quote]
It's just for fun. I mean, we could mope all day long about yesterday's loss...or try to keep things in perspective and have fun with it.

Let the players panic. We're just along for the ride. Why not laugh a little? Makes it easier to deal with the season as it stands.

[ravensfolife]

[quote name='20ravens52' date='09 November 2009 - 08:43 PM' timestamp='1257817403' post='279165']
Why do I not find this thread amusing...I guess I don't have a sense of humor.
[/quote]


Yea it means nothing, we all know our defense will find itself......why not laugh at ourselves

[Reddawn36]

Our Secondary is so bad, they called Corey Ivy this morning

[K-Dog]

Our Defence is so bad the Tee-Kid of the week just scored a TD

( that is all Ive got )

[Reddawn36]

Our defense is so bad no wonder our players flocked north


(that one hurt to say )

[Reddawn36]

Our defense is so bad Matt Forte is a must start against us

[Reddawn36]

Our defense is so ugly, they make oprah look good

[Bltravens]

[quote name='Reddawn36' date='09 November 2009 - 07:55 PM' timestamp='1257818114' post='279189']
Our Secondary is so bad, they called Corey Ivy this morning
[/quote]
NO!?

[Reddawn36]

Our Defense is so bad, Big Ben will lose his civil suit case, the 2nd time

[ravensfolife]

I almost forgot raven fans only, closet ravens fans (warden) need not apply

[PuRock]

Our defense is so bad that the Colts think the upcoming game against us would be great practice for Jim Sorgi to get his feet wet.

[ravensfolife]

Larry johnson's so bad no ones started a "should we sign larry johnson thread".....sorry off topic

[Reddawn36]

Our defense is so bad... it makes the dark ages look good

[PuRock]

The 2008 Detroit Lions called - they want their losing ways back.

The 2009 Detroit Lions called - they're talking smack.

[JonM229]

Our defense is like that one girl in school: everybody scores