Favorite Comedies

[YYZ66]

Nervous?

Yes.

First time?

No, I've been nervous many times before.

[theFRANCHISE]

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Kevin Smith is for the most part a genius (I can forgive him for Jersey Girl). I loved Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Stike Back; lol at the part at the end where they have the names of all the people who said they were gay and beat the crap out of them.

Going back to Step Brothers, Rob Riggle is sooooo freakin funny in his small role (the dude that used to be on the Daily Show).
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Jersey Girl wasn't a bad drama, IMO. A little too sappy at times, but not all bad.

And I loved Rob Riggle in Step Brothers! His role was wayyy too small...he shouldn't have had a lead role, but I would've liked to have seen him in a few more scenes.

"He's gonna eat [it] like Kobayashi!!"

[Purple Nurple]

Joey.....Do you like watching Gladiator Movies?


Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?


You ever been in a cockpit before?

No sir.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[YYZ66]

Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

When Kramer hears this, the **** is really gonna hit the fan!
*splat!*

The fog is getter thicker.
And Leon's getting larger.

Something I didn't notice 'til about the 10th time I watched it, when they show an outside shot of the plane (which is a jet) you can hear propeller noise.

[JonM229]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

They're coming right at us!! *jumps out the window*

[theblackdog]

To the tower, Rapunzel!

Let's get some photographs! *news journalists take framed pictures off the wall*

Flight 986 is now arriving at gate 3...gate 4...gate 5....gate 6...

The Red Zone is for loading and unloading of passengers, there is no stopping in the white zone. No, the white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers, there is no stopping in the red zone. Listen Betty, don't give me any of your white zone **** again, the red zone has always been for loading and unloading! I know what this is about, you want me to have an abortion!

[PuRock]

This thread reminds me of the time, when a girl I was dating asked me "You're not one of those guys that quote movies all the time are you?"

My Response: "What other type of guy is there?"

[theblackdog]

[quote name='PuRock' date='13 November 2009 - 03:46 PM' timestamp='1258145174' post='281290']
My Response: "What other type of guy is there?"
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Ones who quote baseball statistics all the time

[ravensfolife]

[quote name='PuRock' date='13 November 2009 - 03:46 PM' timestamp='1258145174' post='281290']
This thread reminds me of the time, when a girl I was dating asked me "You're not one of those guys that quote movies all the time are you?"

My Response: "What other type of guy is there?"
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yea, there was a guy a work that I couldnt stand for some reason. Then one day out of the blue someone asked him "have you ever been to prison", and he said "no, but thanks for asking". It doesnt sound funny but it was funny as hell and he is one of my best friends now. Oh yea the quote is from the last friday movie.

[YYZ66]

Cigarette? *asks while offering*
Yes, I know.

Meyday (sp)? What the hell is that?
Oh, it's the Russian new year! We'll have a parade, with floats....

Johnny, what can make of this?
Oh, I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl....

[FlaccoFlicker]

I think it was considered a comedy so it's been announced Zombieland will hit dvd on February 2 2010.

[JonM229]

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[Purple Nurple]

"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."

[YYZ66]

Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries.

[JonM229]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you...handle it.

[YYZ66]

Who made that man a gunner?
I did sir, he's my cousin.
Who is that man?
He's an ***hole, sir.
I know that, what's his name?
That is his name, Major ***hole.
And his cousin?
He's an ***hole too, sir. Gunner's mate, first class, Philip ***hole.
How many ***hole's we got on this ship?
YO!
I knew it, I'm surrounded by ***holes!

[Purple Nurple]

The prison guards!

"Hey! Those are the guys that stole our uniforms!

They beat the **** out of us too!"

[JonM229]

"That's all we need, a Druish Princess"
"Funny, she doesn't look Druish"


I watched the DVD with commentary from Mel Brooks, he says he's both proud and ashamed of that joke.

[YYZ66]

[quote name='JonM229' date='18 November 2009 - 11:42 AM' timestamp='1258558951' post='285637']
"That's all we need, a Druish Princess"
"Funny, she doesn't look Druish"


I watched the DVD with commentary from Mel Brooks, [b]he says he's both proud and ashamed of that joke.[/b]
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Interesting. I always thought it was freakin' hilarious. I can't remember if my DVD has the commentary or not, gonna have to check....

[YYZ66]

How was that shooting?
It was OK....for a girl.
OK? That was pretty good for Rambo!

[JonM229]

What's your name?
Barf!
Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!

[YYZ66]

I'm a Mog, half man, half dog.
I'm my own best friend.

[JonM229]

Pizza the Hutt!

[Purple Nurple]

How about Pee Wees Big Adventure?????


[u][b]Pee-wee:[/b][/u] There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

[u][b]Dottie:[/b][/u] I don't understand.

[FerrariFan87]

Dark Helmet: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"

Lone Star: "So, what does that make us?"

Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become."

[YYZ66]

I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!

[PuRock]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' date='19 November 2009 - 11:44 AM' timestamp='1258649045' post='286571']
How about Pee Wees Big Adventure?????


[u][b]Pee-wee:[/b][/u] There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

[u][b]Dottie:[/b][/u] I don't understand.
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Gotta love the Big Adventure. But serious as a kid, that movie was more scary than funny.

Large Marge, Stolen Bikes, Frustration, Adobe houses! Make it stop!

[theblackdog]

It's mega-maid, she's gone from suck to blow!

Well ...goodbye virgin alarm

[FerrariFan87]

Classic:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpx6XnankZ8[/media]

[JonM229]

Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.