0-16 Ravens Team (For Fun!)

[TSizzle00]

With everyone in panic mode and coming up with different ways to fix the defense I figure I'd change things up.

Its a bye week chill out!

which old or current Ravens players would you think could make an 0-16 Baltimore Ravens team? I mean the worse of the worse that would make this team lose 16 straight games?. Go All Out!

[J-man]

Kyle Boller, Orlando Brown, Kedrick Vincent, Travis Taylor, Carlence Moore, Musa Smith

Frank Walker, Cory Ivy, Chris Carr as our starting corners
Lamont Brightful, lol, as our kick returner

[Ravenite]

[quote name='J-man' date='21 October 2009 - 07:54 PM' timestamp='1256172859' post='264368']
Kyle Boller, Orlando Brown, Kedrick Vincent, Travis Taylor, Carlence Moore, Musa Smith

Frank Walker, Cory Ivy, Chris Carr as our starting corners
Lamont Brightful, lol, as our kick returner
[/quote]

That friggin' scares the hell out of me lmao

[TSizzle00]

[quote name='J-man' date='21 October 2009 - 08:54 PM' timestamp='1256172859' post='264368']
Kyle Boller, Orlando Brown, Kedrick Vincent, Travis Taylor, Carlence Moore, Musa Smith

Frank Walker, Cory Ivy, Chris Carr as our starting corners
Lamont Brightful, lol, as our kick returner
[/quote]

Dear God that must be the slowest most bum ridden secondary in the NFL. Boller must be the best of that group lol

[BlindSide]

Stoney Case would have to be the QB

[TSizzle00]

[quote name='BlindSide' date='21 October 2009 - 09:17 PM' timestamp='1256174272' post='264378']
Stoney Case would have to be the QB
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http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/bal-sp.wherenow14sep14,0,6434302.story

[K-Dog]

Dont forget Billik.

[darklight1216]

[quote name='K-Dog' date='21 October 2009 - 10:50 PM' timestamp='1256179824' post='264417']
Dont forget Billik.
[/quote]
Oh come one, I know it was rough toward the end, but the man won the SuperBowl. How about the first head coach? The one who couldn't get the team to .500... Ted something or other?

I think that Derek Anderson is making a good case for himself right now...

[PuRock]

Start Onel Cousins. You'd have more penalty yards than total yards gained.

Travis T definitely.

[flynismo]

Our safeties can be Demps and Landry. eek

[reed20]

Dont even joke about Kyle Boller. Lol.

[Ravenglenn]

Start Kordell Stewart at QB

[BloodRaven]

Don't forget Dan Cody

[Bltravens]

David Pittman at corner

[tctony]

[quote name='PuRock' date='21 October 2009 - 11:02 PM' timestamp='1256180531' post='264426']
Start Onel Cousins. You'd have more penalty yards than total yards gained.

Travis T definitely.
[/quote]

Haha. Travis.

My dad's old company did the carpet for his house back when he still played and had potential, so I got an autographed ball. I wish he had gotten good!

[YYZ66]

[quote name='Ravens1990' date='22 October 2009 - 02:37 AM' timestamp='1256189837' post='264485']
Haha. Travis.

My dad's old company did the carpet for his house back when he still played and had potential, so I got an autographed ball. I wish he had gotten good!
[/quote]

LOL That ball is now worth less because of that signature!

[Moiles]

NO start Elvis Grback lol or however u spell his name lol

[Gtown Purple]

Grbac


Either him or Vinny T.


[quote name='Moiles' date='22 October 2009 - 03:23 AM' timestamp='1256196185' post='264503']
NO start Elvis Grback lol or however u spell his name lol
[/quote]

[Moderator 3]

Harper LaBel as long snapper. We called him "LaSmell".

[PuRock]

[quote name='Gtown Purple' date='22 October 2009 - 07:56 AM' timestamp='1256212562' post='264524']
Grbac


Either him or Vinny T.
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Vinny T wasn't too bad for us. He holds the Ravens record for most yards in a season. In 1996 he completed 325 passes for 4,177 yards and 33 touchdowns, all of which are Ravens Records. He also threw for a record high 19 INTs as well.

But Vinny when he started to get the Deer in the highlights look for the NJY, Cowboys and Panthers - definite starter.

[FlaccoFlicker]

micheal jackson

[PuRock]

Cam Quayle TE

Drafted as the last pick overall in the 1998 draft. And dubbed "Mr Irrevlant" (as all last picks are), he was signed by the Ravens only to last one month before being waived. He never played a NFL game.

We should definitley start Mr. Irrevelant if we want to go 0-16

On a side note, he didn't think he was going to get drafted and was slated to get married two weeks after the draft, but because he got drafted things changed:
[quote]Cam Quayle, a tight end selected by the Baltimore Ravens in 1998, arrived with his fiancé, who he was supposed to marry two weeks later. But she turned out to be a wet blanket, nagging him and complaining the entire time. Quayle’s mother, who was also there, told him that if his fiancé wouldn’t support him now, she never would. Quayle broke off the engagement. “I saw him a few years later,” says Fitch. “He had married someone else and seemed really happy."[/quote]

[Ed_Reed20]

[u]Starting Offense[/u]:

QB - Boller(2007)
RB - Mike Anderson(2007), Cory Ross
FB - Justin Green
WR - Travis Taylor, Randy Hymes, Clarance Moore, Devard Darling
TE - Daniel Wilcox, L.J. Smith(2009)
C - Mike Flynn(2007)
OT: Tony Pashos, Brian Rimpf
OG: Chris Chester(2007), Oneil Cousins

[u]Starting Defense[/u]:

DE - Maruqes Douglas, Roderick Green
DT - Dwan Edwards(2004), Ma'ake Kemoeatu
OLB - Dan Cody, Gary Stills
MLB - Mike Smith
CB - David Pittman, Jamaine Winborne
FS - Will Demps(2005)
SS - B.J. Ward

[u]Special Teams[/u]:

K - Matt Stover(2008)
P - Dave Zastudil
KR & PR - Yamon Figurs(2008)
Special teams ace: Corey Ivy


On a serious note, several of the players I named are really good players and I simply put their names here because I don't think they would be great starters or were terrible during the year I specified.

[JEEPercreepermd]

[quote name='Gtown Purple' date='22 October 2009 - 06:56 AM' timestamp='1256212562' post='264524']
Grbac


Either him or Vinny T.
[/quote]
Neither, Vinny played pretty good here and Grbac took the Ravens to the 2nd game of the playoffs. Here would be my picks for Quarterback

Chris Redman
Stoney Case
Tony Banks
Jeff Blake
Scott Mitchell
Anthony Wright

Boller was bad, but not as bad as those guys

[JEEPercreepermd]

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' date='22 October 2009 - 09:36 AM' timestamp='1256222174' post='264574']
[u]Starting Offense[/u]:

QB - Boller(2007)
RB - Mike Anderson(2007), Cory Ross
FB - Justin Green
WR - Travis Taylor, Randy Hymes, Clarance Moore, Devard Darling
TE - Daniel Wilcox, L.J. Smith(2009)
C - Mike Flynn(2007)
OT: Tony Pashos, Brian Rimpf
OG: Chris Chester(2007), Oneil Cousins

[u]Starting Defense[/u]:

DE - Maruqes Douglas, Roderick Green
DT - Dwan Edwards(2004), Ma'ake Kemoeatu
OLB - Dan Cody, Gary Stills
MLB - Mike Smith
CB - David Pittman, Jamaine Winborne
FS - Will Demps(2005)
SS - B.J. Ward

[u]Special Teams[/u]:

K - Matt Stover(2008)
P - Dave Zastudil
KR & PR - Yamon Figurs(2008)
Special teams ace: Corey Ivy


On a serious note, several of the players I named are really good players and I simply put their names here because I don't think they would be great starters or were terrible during the year I specified.
[/quote]
Stover was terrible last year?

[PuRock]

[quote name='JEEPercreepermd' date='22 October 2009 - 12:34 PM' timestamp='1256229262' post='264628']
Chris Redman
Stoney Case
Tony Banks
Jeff Blake
Scott Mitchell
Anthony Wright

Boller was bad, but not as bad as those guys
[/quote]

I thought about that too.

But it would make perfect sense, Boller and a 0-16 season. Lot's of tripping over his own feet, fumbling the ball when cocking back to throw, running the ball for 2 yards. He could just hit a bad run at things. Very indicative of a 0-16 season.

[JEEPercreepermd]

[quote name='FlaccoFlicker' date='22 October 2009 - 08:55 AM' timestamp='1256219752' post='264559']
micheal jackson
[/quote]
He was actually pretty good in 96

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='JEEPercreepermd' date='22 October 2009 - 12:35 PM' timestamp='1256229312' post='264630']
Stover was terrible last year?
[/quote]

Maybe [i]terrible[/i] was the wrong word but he did have his lowest kicking percentage since '98.

[FlaccoFlicker]

[quote name='JEEPercreepermd' date='22 October 2009 - 12:41 PM' timestamp='1256229706' post='264632']
He was actually pretty good in 96
[/quote]
true i just like the fact we had a guy named micheal jackson wanted to out it here

[darklight1216]

[quote name='PuRock' date='22 October 2009 - 12:39 PM' timestamp='1256229574' post='264631']
I thought about that too.

But it would make perfect sense, Boller and a 0-16 season. Lot's of tripping over his own feet, fumbling the ball when cocking back to throw, running the ball for 2 yards. He could just hit a bad run at things. Very indicative of a 0-16 season.
[/quote]
That's all true, but he did show some discouraging signs of competence in a couple of games, and he did win 20 games. Of the 16 quarterbacks in Ravens history, I'm sure there are better options.