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Vikings Superbowl!

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So I was on Fannation today reading some of the comments in the Favre blog and I came across this.

So, this old Minnesota farmer dies, and ends up in Hell. The Devil comes by, and sees him sitting there. "How do you like Hell, Farmer?" he says.

"Not bad," says the farmer. "Kind of reminds me of plowing my fields on a warm June day."

The Devil goes ballistic. He heads down to the basement, and orders the heat turned up. He goes back and says, "How about now, Farmer?"

"Well, pretty pleasant, actually. Like bringing in the wheat in August."

Another trip to the celler for Satan, and again the same question.

"Kind of comfortable, actually. Like being up in the hayloft in September."

So, the Devil tries a different tactic. He shuts down the boilers, and turns up the AC. Suddenly, it's frozen-thermometer cold. Stiff nipples cold. And he goes back to the farmer. To his surprise, the old man is smiling and literally dancing with joy.

"Farmer! What is going on? How can you be so happy?"

"Well, if Hell has frozen over, that means the Vikings are going to win the Superbowl."
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