"Some people look for speed, some people look for youth. But give me heart, wisdom and the will to play and win the game, and I will take that player on my side any day of the week." - Ray Lewis
It be them ones who never wanted what you did in life that always come back once you got it
Getting ready to do my Security Clearance paperwork. Don't be surprised If I hit some of you that go WAAAYYY back to be a reference.
Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it"..... re-post if ya laughed!!
People talking [profanity deleted] but when the [profanity deleted] hits the fan, everthing I'm not made me everything I am.
Original Williams [profanity deleted]: Life is like a box of chocolates, If you're diabetic it can kill your [profanity deleted]!
Thanks! I had a mission the next day. I was so tired but the win gave me strength! The Cheifs took a crash course in Ravenomics. Grade: F