ravenomics

I know that some of you folks in the PSD may be plotting on me for tomorrow. You better eat your wheaties, spinach and steroids! Don't let the grey hair fool you. I ain't no easy win! You gonna read it in the stars and stripes : 36 y/o SSG cripples 21 year olds on birthday!

time to get back to work.

roaches in the front room rats in the back, junkies in the alley with the baseball bat..

This aint the 101st but the Redskins have a rendezvous with destiny. They are destined to taste defeat at the hands of the Ravens. Sorry Tony and Gates but pain is coming to Fedex field!

I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "how can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?" He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub." I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?"

It seems like ever time, it never fails, I'm at home minding my own business and somebody wants to call me up to talk about NOTHING!!!???

I'm going to do an interview with Ebony magazine! More to follow.

I need iTunes Annoynymous! Hello. My name is Henry and I'm an iTunes addict.

Happy Iraq birthday my love. I love you and miss you so much. Soon we will be able to celebrate together. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

People talking [profanity deleted] but when the [profanity deleted] hits the fan, everthing I'm not made me everything I am.

Getting ready to do my Security Clearance paperwork. Don't be surprised If I hit some of you that go WAAAYYY back to be a reference.

Where in Hawaii? I'm stationed at Schofield Barracks On Oahu.

I wanna talk to SAMPSON!!!

So glad to make it to another year. Thanks you lord. Let's see what this year of existence has in store for me. And here we GO!

So Tired and the day has just began...gonna be a long day.

Well done Terps. Well done.

Loving the Terps new threads!

It be them ones who never wanted what you did in life that always come back once you got it

I saw an old lady walking down the street. She had a ruck on her back and jump boots on her feet.

We win!

To all of the friends and family who have wished me a happy birthday I want to say thank you. You guys are alright, I don't care what nobody say…and they do say a lot but don't worry. I'll cut 'em with my dull knife! If I like ya I'll cut you with the sharp one!

Ravens looked pretty decent last night. Still need to work on that O-line though.

Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it"..... re-post if ya laughed!!

Six basic Facts in Life1. You can't stick your tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility, due to the tendons within your neck.2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.3. You'll discover that #1 is a lie.4. You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot.5. You soon will share this with other idiots.6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about for this, but I too, am an idiot, and I needed company