ravenomics

Six basic Facts in Life1. You can't stick your tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility, due to the tendons within your neck.2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.3. You'll discover that #1 is a lie.4. You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot.5. You soon will share this with other idiots.6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about for this, but I too, am an idiot, and I needed company

We win!

I wanna talk to SAMPSON!!!

I'm going to do an interview with Ebony magazine! More to follow.

I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "how can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?" He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub." I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?"

This aint the 101st but the Redskins have a rendezvous with destiny. They are destined to taste defeat at the hands of the Ravens. Sorry Tony and Gates but pain is coming to Fedex field!

"Some people look for speed, some people look for youth. But give me heart, wisdom and the will to play and win the game, and I will take that player on my side any day of the week." - Ray Lewis

It be them ones who never wanted what you did in life that always come back once you got it

Getting ready to do my Security Clearance paperwork. Don't be surprised If I hit some of you that go WAAAYYY back to be a reference.

I need iTunes Annoynymous! Hello. My name is Henry and I'm an iTunes addict.

roaches in the front room rats in the back, junkies in the alley with the baseball bat..

I hate it when people type in all caps. Is it that hard to use a shift key?

Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it"..... re-post if ya laughed!!

Ravens looked pretty decent last night. Still need to work on that O-line though.

People talking [profanity deleted] but when the [profanity deleted] hits the fan, everthing I'm not made me everything I am.

Original Williams [profanity deleted]: Life is like a box of chocolates, If you're diabetic it can kill your [profanity deleted]!

So Tired and the day has just began...gonna be a long day.

Where in Hawaii? I'm stationed at Schofield Barracks On Oahu.

Thanks! I had a mission the next day. I was so tired but the win gave me strength! The Cheifs took a crash course in Ravenomics. Grade: F

Here we go Birds. We back at it again!

time to get back to work.