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  5. Posted · Edited by Deflated Football · Report post

    13 hours ago, Adreme said:

    The Ravens could go 0-16 and Ozzie has a job next year.  People are assuming a hot seat where there isn't one.

    So the seat wouldn't be getting warm after three seasons of no playoffs? As of right now, our offense has some major holes, most of which are on the offensive line. Dixon is suspended for the first four games, West is just OK, Mike Wallace is our number one WR and Dennis Pitta is slower than molasses. 

     

    You really think all of that can be fixed during the draft or by adding some bums that were cut during training camp just to be used as bandaids? Sorry, but I just don't see us getting back to the playoffs, again. 

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    On 4/18/2017 at 4:44 PM, Rav'n Maniac said:

    I believe there are 4 stages a beer drinking man's gut goes through as he ages. 

    Stage 1 - 6 pack abs: (This is where he's a premy, yet chugging along that long road. Power drinking begins to become an art form)

    Stage 2 - beer belly:   (This is where he becomes rubbery in the midsection and the jello theme songs kick in)

    Stage 3 - half kegger: (This is where he begins showing serious protrusion & gets crushed by that Pillsbury Doughboy syndrome. Women begin poking his gut with their finger and laughing hysterically after)

    Stage 4 -The Kegger: (This is where his pants fold over in the front, even though he's wearing a belt. This is also where he can't see his feet anymore, or anything else below his waste) 

     

    I worked hard for my six pack. No alcohol for me. Ever. 

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    Tough schedule. Not sure we can fill all of our holes with the draft and cuts during training camp, on top of the inept play calling by Marty. Our defense can't carry us. This isn't 2001. Looks like another 8-8 season to me, in which case, Harbaugh can pack his bags and so can Ozzie. 

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    While Jernigan was "inconsistent as hell", he was still a valuable defensive player that we traded for someone uncertain. We're a mediocre team right now before the draft, if you can even call us that. This leaves another hole for us as Timmy was a starter. Some here will defend Ozzie no matter what, even after missing the playoffs for two years in a row. 

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