J-man

If the Miami game isnt at 4 or later, or ABP doesnt give me off the 8th, I'm quitting, dipping out of there real quick

Swag like Kobe, Swag Phil Jackson, Swag like Odom, I [profanity deleted] a Kardashian

Might come out of rugby retirement cause these rugby girls can GET IT

"Want to get some food?"[profanity deleted] no [profanity deleted], 10 mintues till kickoff, [profanity deleted] you think this is?

I hate when I walk outside my dorm, and all I see is [profanity deleted]

if this bus doesnt come in 10 mintues. im dippin

business orientation #yawn

Matt Ryan has no ballsack now.

birthday party crashers

#DrakeCriesWhen Jay-Z raps

I feel like I'm wasting this time as I sit here waiting for 2 30, but there is nothing I could do

D2 might kill me

Yo, when everyone knows Lance Diamond, I will be able to say that [profanity deleted] was annoying as [profanity deleted] in my first day of class.

"dont go that way, its on fire ... literally."

It's like a 3 hour orgasm

like yesturday a tv appeared, and today, a ginormous rug

they already giving tours. it feels so long agoo since i was doing that

Let's go Marshall!!

lcoking myself in my room for the rest of my life, im tired of forgetting to do [profanity deleted] for classes

stick to basketball maryland

Justin Blackmon has the nappiest hair

That was the biggest waste of time ... smh Mean Jean

Wait? When did we lose 16-0 in a AFC Conference Championship game?

If you mean the Colts game, it was 15-6, and the Divisional Round.

khakis and nikes

This kid #lancediamond smh. SHUT THE [profanity deleted] UP YOU MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.