J-man

Football is such a distraction to everything.

When I was younger and it would take me forever to grow some scruff I called a beard. Now it takes me 3 days to grow this annoying [profanity deleted] [profanity deleted].

Yesturday was Ed Reed's birthday. I think 2 picks and beating the Steelers was probably the best birthday ever.

Everyone's tweets are about college, lulz

#quarterbacksbetterthanromo Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

Holy [profanity deleted]. That was exciting.

I KNEW i should have drafted Bryant. KNEW he was going to go off.

It's like a 3 hour orgasm

"Want to get some food?"[profanity deleted] no [profanity deleted], 10 mintues till kickoff, [profanity deleted] you think this is?

did this [profanity deleted] really get written up for going into the girl's bathroom? hahah, omg, words dont describe

people bluff harder here then at home.

I found the official "Party Expert" ... hahaha, dope

yess, im pissed as [profanity deleted]

im tired of walking. im bringing heelies back

Now that I have money, I dont know what to buy...

Why do only black people say lls?

Mark Wahlberg looks like Brad Pitt

I hate seeing so many people that look like people i know cause i get excited, then its not them cause they arent heere, make sense?

crying cause i wont be at M&T this weekend.

That was the biggest waste of time ... smh Mean Jean

Yo, when everyone knows Lance Diamond, I will be able to say that [profanity deleted] was annoying as [profanity deleted] in my first day of class.

Might come out of rugby retirement cause these rugby girls can GET IT

Its not even cold out, why are people wearing hoodies and [profanity deleted]

Its crazy how in HS my last class would end around 2 30. now my first class starts at 2 30

I remember like it was yesterday when my hair was so small, its grown so much! @wellis24 @EatenDemLegos