J-man

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  1. Love how my biggest work day in college so far is going to be my birthday. O well, BDAY TOMORROW!

  2. Every girl fits this discription: MacBook, iPhone, Northface, boots, always on facebook, insecure about themselves.

  3. Everyone has a September birthday cause their parents [profanity deleted] around the new year #fact #contextclues

  4. J. Cole- Sept 27th. Drake- Oct 24th. Mac Miller- Nov 8th.

  5. Matt Ryan has no ballsack now.

  6. Once again, Ray Rice is too cute, especially when hes in the endzone.

  7. I got like 3 drunks/skypes/FBook chats in under an hour last night. I feel loved.

  8. RICHEY IS A ALCOHOLIC [profanity deleted] [profanity deleted] [profanity deleted] WHO [profanity deleted]CKK

  9. so i clean my clothes and the washing machine made them smell worse ... now my room smells like a swamp, what the heck

  10. i won the race to the bus weeeeee, [profanity deleted] buses

  11. I'm really good at planning stuff, but when it comes to actually doing what I plan, I suck.

  12. first legit college exam tomorrow, buggin out

  13. at the library, everytime i look up, some dude is staring straight at me #creepy

  14. This kid #lancediamond smh. SHUT THE [profanity deleted] UP YOU MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.

  15. lcoking myself in my room for the rest of my life, im tired of forgetting to do [profanity deleted] for classes

  16. I'm about to become socially awkward and not leave my dorm and just do work all day.

  17. [profanity deleted] the Ronney Family. Old [profanity deleted] [profanity deleted]s.

  18. Homework, or HomeBrew ... hmmm

  19. [profanity deleted] Sociology, i hatte it

  20. my computer is [profanity deleted] up today, [profanity deleted].

  21. MEAN JEAN in the MORNING

  22. #truthis I never pulled off a true all nighter in my life