J-man

I'm really good at planning stuff, but when it comes to actually doing what I plan, I suck.

first legit college exam tomorrow, buggin out

at the library, everytime i look up, some dude is staring straight at me #creepy

This kid #lancediamond smh. SHUT THE [profanity deleted] UP YOU MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.

lcoking myself in my room for the rest of my life, im tired of forgetting to do [profanity deleted] for classes

#DrakeCriesWhen Jay-Z raps

I'm about to become socially awkward and not leave my dorm and just do work all day.

[profanity deleted] the Ronney Family. Old [profanity deleted] [profanity deleted]s.

Homework, or HomeBrew ... hmmm

[profanity deleted] Sociology, i hatte it

my computer is [profanity deleted] up today, [profanity deleted].

MEAN JEAN in the MORNING

#truthis I never pulled off a true all nighter in my life

Football is such a distraction to everything.

When I was younger and it would take me forever to grow some scruff I called a beard. Now it takes me 3 days to grow this annoying [profanity deleted] [profanity deleted].

Yesturday was Ed Reed's birthday. I think 2 picks and beating the Steelers was probably the best birthday ever.

Everyone's tweets are about college, lulz

#quarterbacksbetterthanromo Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

Holy [profanity deleted]. That was exciting.

I KNEW i should have drafted Bryant. KNEW he was going to go off.

It's like a 3 hour orgasm

"Want to get some food?"[profanity deleted] no [profanity deleted], 10 mintues till kickoff, [profanity deleted] you think this is?

did this [profanity deleted] really get written up for going into the girl's bathroom? hahah, omg, words dont describe

people bluff harder here then at home.

I found the official "Party Expert" ... hahaha, dope