J-man

I could have made that throw. I could have had an NFL touchdown if I was quarterback of the Colts for that one play.

#wordsisaytoomuch doe

and if Cedric Benson scored this touchdown, I might break something.

Justin Blackmon has the nappiest hair

stick to basketball maryland

birthday party crashers

I hate when I walk outside my dorm, and all I see is [profanity deleted]

If the Miami game isnt at 4 or later, or ABP doesnt give me off the 8th, I'm quitting, dipping out of there real quick

Handicap swag, baby I roll up

Hour and a half ... Party in kitchen!!!!!!

Like i cant get passionate about it when im not guarnteed to watch it every week. #venting With real football i can keep up my [profanity deleted]s always

My Beautiful Dark Fantasy was my favorite Kanye album, i could listen to it for hours

#meanjean in the morning

Love how my biggest work day in college so far is going to be my birthday. O well, BDAY TOMORROW!

Every girl fits this discription: MacBook, iPhone, Northface, boots, always on facebook, insecure about themselves.

Everyone has a September birthday cause their parents [profanity deleted] around the new year #fact #contextclues

J. Cole- Sept 27th. Drake- Oct 24th. Mac Miller- Nov 8th.

khakis and nikes

Matt Ryan has no ballsack now.

Once again, Ray Rice is too cute, especially when hes in the endzone.

I got like 3 drunks/skypes/FBook chats in under an hour last night. I feel loved.

RICHEY IS A ALCOHOLIC [profanity deleted] [profanity deleted] [profanity deleted] WHO [profanity deleted]CKK

so i clean my clothes and the washing machine made them smell worse ... now my room smells like a swamp, what the heck

i won the race to the bus weeeeee, [profanity deleted] buses

98% on first test