Ozzie:
"Hey Hue, how are you doing man? Listen, I heard you are trying to shop around that Joe Thomas guy. Great move. He's a scrub and you don't need a guy with his attitude on a team with a prestigious history like Cleveland. That's a real veteran move on your part. Tell you what, I'll take him off your hands. What? You aren't just gonna give him up? Oh no no no no Huey you got me all wrong. I was gonna set you up in exchange for us taking him off your hands. We really like you, and we'd only set you up for success with critical pieces. Here's the deal:
You send use John Thomas or whatever
And we give you THREE 1st round Talents
1) A 1st round LT that we snagged from the Jags. I know right? They're so dumb. Dude's an absolute beast when he steps on the field, and he can totes be your anchor to protect the HoF QB you should totally draft at #2
2) A 1st round, All-Team Safety prospect we got from Florida after that SB we won. Dude is all over the place from left side to right (of the bench). I saw you lost Gipson, so why not fill that hole without even skipping a beat?
3) We'll give you our 3rd AND Denver's 4th, Have you checked the value on those picks? That worth a second round pick! You'll have TWO picks in the 2nd round. Did you know if you trade two seconds you can get a first? THINK HOW MANY 1ST ROUND PICKS YOU COULD HAVE
John and Steve don't know about this yet, so you are the first to know. That's how much I like you. If I told them they'd get so mad about all the talent I'd be giving away. Steve would fire me for giving you this good of a deal, but I'm willing to help you out. Get back to me when you've made up your mind, but hurry before anyone finds out."
/Trade Talks