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I love how the Bengals were handed the game today. If Ray Lewis says a call is BS then it is. If Harbs says a call is bull**** then it is.

Mint Berry Crunch.

3rd and 1. We couldn't get a 1st. ******. #Ravens

"Like the three years you have left on this planet?" - Quagmire to Brian #DAMN

Ann Perkins #cangetit

listening to "Funeral Party - Carwars" ♫ http://blip.fm/~xv0pf

I was the only person who noticed Phil from Secret Girlfriend in Transformers 3.

I liked a YouTube video -- BBCS: MrMurai Plays Online Ranked Matches (Pink Ragna) http://youtu.be/EDHSLdi4vXc?a

If the Eagles get Paul Posluszny I'm going to **** in my pants.

RT @theFRANCHISE325: Andre Smith of the Bengals has bust written all over him

Darling,if I could get you the moon that would make me a demon.

MY STINGER’S IN HER FLOWER. I HOPE SHE’LL LET ME POLLINATE.

The Suite life of Zack and Cody is just sad now. Can one of them start doing drugs?

"Sperm doesn't eat the egg and grow strong to become the baby?" - Charlie #ItsAlwaysSunny

It seems my mouse is possessed. DO AS I COMMAND!

Some nice Rap & Hip-hop to kick off the New Year! #2011 ♫ http://blip.fm/~1094ca

Things are looking up for New England,good thing I started Brady today.

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Fixing up my house one hole at a time.

Just saw some van drop off a 6 year old girl. She followed us like a demon. I proceeded to lock the doors.

DeSean Jackson is smug as ****.

It took us 10 years to find this 7" sand ****?

To explain as to how a FB like Joe @PROtich got so fast he responded with "Steroids. Lots and lots of steroids. HGH too."

How about you ******ers tweet? I'm bored.

I'm convinced now that 90% of @Youtube are cat videos.