McBurks

"Alright,I'll do it.Do I get a gun?" "Yeah,but use your own piece.I can't be associated with this...."

"Daddy's little girl!" #HighSchoolHigh

"Don't undermine my prayer with your voodoo!"

"He who knows nothing,doubts nothing." This is why I say doubt it at least 20 times a day,to make myself seem smarter.

"Heard about Pluto? Messed up huh...."

"it was a bluff!" "In Yugioh?"

"Like the three years you have left on this planet?" - Quagmire to Brian #DAMN

"Now this is why I came to America." - John Oliver, Community

"SHUT THE ****** UP!" #Delocated

"Sperm doesn't eat the egg and grow strong to become the baby?" - Charlie #ItsAlwaysSunny

‎"We're gonna win 115 to nothing." - Radon Randell , Blue Montain State

"Yoda makes you buy 10 pounds worth of weed." - @PROtich

1/11/11 11:11 The numbers have aligned! I HAVE THE POWER!

3rd and 1. We couldn't get a 1st. ******. #Ravens

A man should NEVER have to outlive his slinky.

a na na na na na na don't tell Montel hit that lalalala, oh well stacking money by the millions, a bird its a plane its Montel Chilliams

According to CNN, December 26 is the most dangerous day of the year for people with heart problems. I expect half my family to be dead.

Agent Fairy won Worlds 2011.

AMERICA! http://twitpic.com/2n9ltp

Ann Perkins #cangetit

Annex Canada!

Anyone else see Hulu's 1996 page? Scared me for a second.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME GIANTS? THAT'S HOW YOU END A ****** FOOTBALL GAME.

Barbados Slim is the only person besides Abercrombie models who wears a scarf with no shirt.

Been asleep all day and wake up to a Baltimore win. Feels good man.