McBurks

"Don't undermine my prayer with your voodoo!"

1/11/11 11:11 The numbers have aligned! I HAVE THE POWER!

Heap is a ****** monster! #Ravens

"Daddy's little girl!" #HighSchoolHigh

Harbaugh to 49ers? Awesome. Second favorite team ever.

Groovy.

a na na na na na na don't tell Montel hit that lalalala, oh well stacking money by the millions, a bird its a plane its Montel Chilliams

Go give a knife a ******.

Some nice Rap & Hip-hop to kick off the New Year! #2011 ♫ http://blip.fm/~1094ca

"Yoda makes you buy 10 pounds worth of weed." - @PROtich

Best 3 out of 2.

I liked a YouTube video -- DeSean Jackson's Game Winning Punt Return Against New York..... http://youtu.be/wVRXFPsA3TY?a

According to CNN, December 26 is the most dangerous day of the year for people with heart problems. I expect half my family to be dead.

Darling,if I could get you the moon that would make me a demon.

Check this video out -- LittleBigPlanet 2 Beta - Final Fantasy VII Gameplay (HD) http://t.co/IRDev09 via @youtube

ARE YOU KIDDING ME GIANTS? THAT'S HOW YOU END A ****** FOOTBALL GAME.

Just watched Wrong Side of Town, not bad but could have been longer.

Barbados Slim is the only person besides Abercrombie models who wears a scarf with no shirt.

I always forget how short Seth Green is.

Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL? I'm going to go hang myself now.

DeSean Jackson is smug as ****.

McDaniels fired? After the owner said his job was safe? Wow.

Just saw some van drop off a 6 year old girl. She followed us like a demon. I proceeded to lock the doors.

Sleep.

Photo: This makes me want to eat healthy. NOT. Time to order some Pizza Hut. jonahray: http://tumblr.com/xoaslrroe