Headline: For the second week in a row, the Ravens snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Mr. Jernigan. As a "reward" for your bonehead hit on Mr. Carr, this week your job is to line up in a three-point stance at the 35 yard line, perpendicular to the field, just outside of the sideline, at each kickoff. Then, after Tucker kicks the ball, run straight out to the tee, pick it up, run straight back to the sideline, without hitting anybody. (By the way, Mr. Jernigan, you owe me a new 50" tv since the one I have now has a huge pizza stain in the middle of it)
And since everyone seems to feel these "professionals" are nothing without Suggs, Lewis, or Reed, I have a suggestion for the front office: Since there is no salary cap on staff, hire one of these guys to be in the locker room and/or on the sidelines as "Chief Hand Holder" or "Head Emotional Lifter Upper" or "Team Butt Kicker". That should head off any more "excuses" for mediocre play or ineffective coaching.
Hmmm. Does anyone else detect a note of sarcasm here? Nah. Not me.