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Don't tell the secrets.

The JJ Watt Deal is off

Confirmed.

What about our Collusion to guarentee a Ravens Packers super bowl... I would've used my magical mind controlling powers to send JJ watt to you for nothing more than a 7th rounder? You've been cheating on me .

two thumpers and a clean up tackler in Luke. Thsts the formula Ray Lewis had in his prime

Not to mention big strong dlinemen in front of him.

If Carolina had an offensive line and run game I'd be scared of em. 

it's all good, Brinkly is a very good backer

He's extremely one dimensional though... I need a good coverage backer to compensate...

My run defense was so abysmal last year that I'm actually okay with overpaying for Jasper Brinkley. 

Lol, by the time he gets to them, he'll be banged up already.

Ok fine. Then so is Aaron Rodgers....

Bears are pleased with the new look MLB roster - Lofton, Carter, Bostic.

So is Eddy Lacy....

 

Was going to show up sooner or later

Bill & Teds Excellant Adventure.

Excellent?

 

Keanu Reeves marathonday? Why put yourself through that? Must be unbareable

Because he's so hilariously bad at acting. But he surprisingly has some decent films. A few really good action flicks(The Matrix, Speed)

It's Keanu Reeves marathon day. Point Break and the First Matrix are done.. Any other suggestions?

Just under 4 hours left in FA.  McClain getting some action

I may have put in a bid but he's out of my range. I'm waiting for another arrest. 

For Chris sake, stop with all of these puns.

Shouldn't be too Long until they stop

This is totally random. But Rex Ryan said a college coach once played with 12 men on the fiekd for like a half and no one noticed.

Noted.

4-4 defense anyone?

I going to out on a limb and say that might draw a flag.

considering only 11 players on the field at a time. Huge flag....

Baltimore wants RG3 and will send Haloti Ngata to pick him up from the airport, even though he's in Green Bay now. 

I suppose I could lone you to him for this obviously special occasion 

Speaking of moving down. Still looking to move down in the draft. Looking to trade out of the first

You mea

It's all good. You can give me a ham sandwhich and a Vanilla Ice CD for Gordon and a 7th and I will forgive you!

We've got a deal. You're actually on the better end of this one. You get two real things for the cost of a fake internet game......

Can he make me a ham sandwich?

He can. But it doesn't necessarily mean he will. I'll pass

 There's also poor TE who got franchise-tagged

Cleveland is just a terrible city anyway... So mediocre. Not Ozzome's fault haha. Let me clear that up. I have no hard feelings towards anyone here...  

Hey, don't say stuff like that 

Oh. For a second I forgot you're managing the team. Sometimes I think of the real managers and am thinking that the real Browns just resigned him...

 

Sorry my man. You're better than the current management of the real browns and I haven't checked your moves haha....

Poor Hoyer

Good luck convincing the cap auditors.

That ham Sandwhich is worth a half star

Green Bay Packers

QB Jason Campbell

1 ham sandwhich

More accurate

Seriously? Hoyer is the one you're fighting over?

(This is a joke)

Green Bay Packers

Tim Tebow

60 stars

Skip Bayless: We have a real winner in Green Bay now.

Falcons

QB Shanu Hill

0,5 stars

Who the hell is this?