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5 hours ago, usmccharles said:

The other members cant deny

When he scores touchdowns with his really wide frame he will spike it in your face you'll get STOKED, when he pulls out front into the seams he won't get stuffed. Deep in D he's running, with Flacco and co. gunning.

1 hour ago, T3hRaven said:

Great, I'll get the whisky infused lotion

Just now, usmccharles said:

Thats what she said

DAMN YOU AND YOUR PERFECT SETUP....

 

That's what she said 

2 minutes ago, usmccharles said:

Thats what she said

That doesn't even work there

 

1 minute ago, usmccharles said:

Dont hate me, never could get into that show

That's disappointing.

Just now, usmccharles said:

Who said i hate it lol

Oh. I was quoting how I met your mother. Thought it was a prime moment

7 minutes ago, usmccharles said:

If we build it....they will come.

HOW COULD YOU HATE FIELD OF DREAMS?

3 minutes ago, usmccharles said:

Your telling me....

WE SHOULD BUILD A BAR

......

 

 

 

What the hell?

6 hours ago, OriolesMagicPlease said:

Zach is getting on my nerves!

Mine as well. I hope he doesn't fall down the Jim Johnson path of decline

 

5 hours ago, Cville-Raven said:

Didn't deserve to win that in all honesty. Wilson probably needs to be replaced on the roster, that was an awful pitch. Asher pitched really well which is encouraging coming off of Miley's start. Getting those type of starts from the bottom of the rotation guys is going to be huge for us going forward. 

It is indeed. I miss Camden yards. Have Rockies tickets for next week.

 

this should be fun

Well. Given that the forum is shutting down....
I don't care if you are of the opinion of "you're making too many mocks. You need to stop. Devote your time and energy elsewhere. Make another mock "draft telking lyke diz. Et wuz funne" ".

 

Well screw you, I am making one this week, next week, and draft week just to spite you! And then I'm making one the week after that! Why? Because we are going under anyway. Why the hell should I care?

 

 

 

Here we go.

 

Round One: Corey Davis, WR

 

*As soon as we draft him. Joe Flacco goes down on his knees in the war room and starts kissing Ozzie's feet.*

Joe: "Finally. I have a guy I can build with. Why have you neglected me for so long?"

I love Perriman, and I think Joe and Wallace have great chemsitry. But we have the chance to draft a polished guy who can come in immediately and be a #1 WR. He's a good route runner, and smooth. He'd be a hell of a compliment to Perriman, and a red zone threat. Oh, and like Perriman he's good at jump balls. It's about damn time we catch up with the rest of the AFC north. 

 

Round Two: Tim Williams, OLB

I'd be happy with either Alabama OLB. Williams is the better pass rusher between the two and I think he could have an immediate impact here as an edge player. I have a feeling that Ozzie would be a little more lenient with an Alabama player. 

 

Round Three: Pat Elflein, C

See literally almost all of my mock drafts. I think with us trading Jernigan(the dumbest move of the offseason by far), we could compensate by finding a future center. Elflein would help our offensive line find an identity. He's nasty, but has some clear-cut issues. However, these issues are coachable, and some of them resulted from unconventional playcalling(credit to @-Truth- for pointing this out to me) that honestly set him up for failure at times. 

 

Round Three pt 2: Jake Butt, TE

Spoiler alert: Jake Butt will be in every single one of my mocks. 

 

Round Four: Cameron Sutton, CB

 

Round 5: Conor McDermott, OT

 

"Bigger and Stronger Offensive line". 

Well, at 6'9, McDermott covers the bigger part.

Let's finally get rid of Hurst shall we? McDermott is NOT a LT at the pro level. But with proper coaching and conditioning he could turn into a very intimidating RT. Which is something we need. He's a much better run blocker than pass blocker and was the only good player on UCLA's oline last season. Overall, even in the piss poor oline class, I feel that McDermott has potential to be a starting RT at the NFL level. Worst case scenario is that we sign a stop-gap like Dunlap and develop McDermott who could be a backup swing tackle. 

 

Round 6: Ezra Robinson, CB

Another CB. Because we seem obsessed with adding some depth there

 

 

Anyway, that's my mock. You'll be getting another one sometime next week, and then on draft day.

 

And then after draft day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9 hours ago, Rav'n Maniac said:

Damn, look at those noodle arms. lol

Okay Winchester. want me to post the embarrassing PM you sent to my friend once.

@OriolesMagicPlease has seen it. She can tell you all about it

3 minutes ago, K-Dog said:

A pulse.

Better yet. A collection of cells that forms a coherent human being

3 hours ago, rmw10 said:

Would you prefer to have me destroy you on a moral level on the last day of the forum?

5 hours ago, Rav'n Maniac said:

Damn, look at those noodle arms. lol

Hey, BIll Murray is a god among men

@OriolesMagicPlease

 

 

I HAVE DONE IT. HAPPY? ARE YOU HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU SEE?

14 hours ago, OriolesMagicPlease said:

Let me be the judge of that.

...........

I have no words.

 

@K-Dog. If you do it earlier than that the next time go to Baltimore I will buy you Ravens tickets at the 50 and dinner for you and your family. 

 

@OriolesMagicPlease. Oh what the hell, if he does it you're included in this as well. What could possibly go wrong(a lot)

Pre-Roast Compliments. Will release ten each week before becoming the forum's most reviled poster. 

 

1. @redrum52. Your name is murder backwards. Implying that you think that Ray Lewis actually murdered someone. LIAR. You are clearly not a supporter of this organization, despite having made it well documented, and despite having good opinions about the franchise. I don't agree with you on everything, but I generally like seeing your opinion. I like to keep people around me that have different opinions for several reasons, yours is probably one of my favorites. 

2. @Ed_Reed20 You said that you would help me roast some foolz on the last day. Check your PM's after this fake roast fakeout. I have a few ideas. Good to have you back my man. Am looking forward to roasting some foolz with you. 

3. @rmw10. Lindsey Duke is not as awesome as you are. Well, she's probably 50 times hotter(no offense), but I generally look for your opinions. Probably the most trustworthy person on the entire forum that I don't keep in contact with in my personal life.

4. @-Truth-. Nobody here can handle you. And your innate ability to win FA's has cost the Carolina Panther organization an entire draft. You single-handedly ruined a franchise. I'm obligated to compliment you because I'm terrified of what you're capable of. 

5. @RavensFanMania: LOST IN RAVENS FAN MANIA UNITE. Always an optimist and helps keep me straight(same goes for @-Truth-) when I'm overly emotional about certain moves. That's a good thing. 

6. @52520Andrew. I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND HOPE YOU DIE... Jk. Thanks for playing along with the joke for so long. I actually like you as a poster, so I'll go easy on you on the last day ;). Nah, you're not on the list. I generally respect your opinion and your general playfulness. Only reason I picked on you(because it was really @Inqui who rigged the order) is because I knew you'd be a good sport and play along. You a good man Andrew. 

7.  @usmccharles Thanks for talking movies and keeping it real. You and I have had some awesome conversations on this forum. 

8. @Moderator 2- Sorry for being such a pain in the past lol. Glad we could work things out. 

9. @The Raven- Yeah, you're on here too. Deal with it. One of the few opinions on the forum that I tend to trust. Especially with the oline. Keep it real my man, keep it real. 

10. @Cville-Raven.... Hmmm.. I did not end this forum, it's not true, it's BS, I did not end it, I did not. Thanks for always quoting the Room and Star Wars prequels. Will contact you in the near future on general advice/to keep my sanity in tact.

 

 

Will release another 10 next week.

 

I'm gonna miss this place. 

:(. He was always one of my favorites. Was a good guy too. He must feel horrible. 

Poor guy. Prayers out.

56 minutes ago, redrum52 said:

When I made the thread I went and checked back, noticing it had a few views.  I think some people thought the title was a trick.  Thanks, though.  I had bought an HP printer, but never opened it because I wanted some input first.  Returning the trash today.

 

 

Leave me out your roast kind sir.

 

I may disagree with you on a lot but I don't hate you. You're a guy I generally respect. So you're safe

6 hours ago, Inqui said:

Just add 12lb of fast twitch muscle and you'll be fine.

Fixed that for you...

 

Come on man. You know this. At least this poster does. 

 

Dos casas, muy similar, esta en Verona cuando nosotros estamos en este momento

 

 

 

Coffee is delicious. 

I have a picture that I will share with you all on the final day about Mr. Alpha male. I won't even need to roast him with words. He does it to himself. 

THIS JUST IN. 

Pictures of the new Carolina Panthers logo have been released after the team has drafted absolutely no one through seven rounds, despite having draft picks. 

 

@redrum52 

 

I'll be honest, I thought the thread said "Looking for a new Partner", and I was like "Bruh. Wrong site for that. Jeez

 

I hate hp home printers as well. Never, ever have had a positive experience with them. I was spoiled growing up as my old man had access to the top of the line printing stuff because of his firm. Nowadays I'm stuck with an HP, but am looking to buy a new one as well.