11 minutes ago, OriolesMagicPlease said:NO WAY! It is the best! If you used it you could look like me, well like me on one of my bad days anyway. (Psst..Can you give me the CliffNotes on this fast twitch theory because I have no idea what that is.)
It means u have a hawt bod and can run faster than he did before. I fully expect u to lose 20 pounds of fat and gain 20 pounds of muscle in the span of 5 months
My mistake on Mitch guys. I had him slated to be the first QB off the board, must have forgotten to put him back when I did some changes last week.
ill fix it when I get home.
that said, I think he's gonna suck and I hope the browns draft him #1 overall in real life
30 minutes ago, OriolesMagicPlease said:Lmao. You missed me, didn't you?
Your fast twitch muscle theory is overrated!
19 minutes ago, BOLDnPurPnBlacK said:So..... in your rules you stated "no trades" and then proceeded to trade our 1st pick...
🤔
Lol. I thought I deleted tha...
I mean screw you, this is my mock and I will do what I want ![]()
I wrote this mock weeks ago. Sue me.
I'm pretty sure @rmw10 is going to anyway.
That’s right guys. I’m doing a full not one, but TWO full rounds. Why? Because screw these forums for closing. That’s why.
Rules.
There will be no trades (for any other teams except us)
I will not intentionally sabotage any teams
The Ravens must draft Jake Butt
If you want me to justify something I will
Round 1
Pick
1. Cleveland Browns-Myles Garrett, OLB
2. San Francisco 49ers- Leonard Fournette, RB
3. Chicago Bears- Marshon Lattimore CB
4. Jacksonville Jaguars- Solomon Thomas, DE
5. Tennessee Titans- Jonathan Allen, DE
6. New York Jets- Jamal Adams, S
7. Los Angeles Chargers-Malik Hooker, S
8. Carolina Panthers-Christian McCaffrey, RB
9. Cincinnati Bengals-Reuben Foster, ILB
10. Buffalo Bills-Mike Williams WR(will he set the Mike Williams standard?)
11. New Orleans Saints-Marlon Humphrey, CB
12. Cleveland Browns- Deshaun Watson, QB
13. Arizona Cardinals- Corey Davis, WR
14. Philadelphia Eagles- Gareon Conley, CB
15. Indianapolis Colts-Haason Reddick, LB
16. Tennessee Titans- John Ross(TRADE)
17. Washington Redskins- Dalvin Cook, RB
18. Baltimore Ravens- Forrest Lamp, OG(TRADE)
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Cam Robinson, OT
20. Denver Broncos- Derek Barnett, Edge
21. Detroit Lions- David Njoku, TE
22. Miami Dolphins- Jarrad Davis, ILB
23. New York Giants-OJ Howard, TE
24. Oakland Raiders- Malik McDowell, DL
25. Houston Texans- Ryan Ramczyk, OT
26. Seattle Seahawks- Kevin King, CB
27. Kansas City Chiefs-Patrick Mahomes, QB
28. Dallas Cowboys-Quincy Wilson, CB
29. Green Bay Packers- Tre’Davious White, CB
30. Pittsburgh Steelers- Jabril Peppers, S
31. Atlanta Falcons-Charles Harris, DE(maybe he can help them hold a 25 point lead?)
32. New Orleans Saints from New England Patriots-Zach Cunningham, ILB
Round 2
Pick (overall)
1 (33). Cleveland Browns- JuJu Smith-Schuster, WR
2 (34). San Francisco 49ers- Davis Webb, QB
3 (35). Jacksonville Jaguars- Alvin Kamara, RB
4 (36). Chicago Bears-Buddah Baker, SS
5 (37). Los Angeles Rams-Zay Jones, WR
6 (38). Los Angeles Chargers-Dan Feeney, OG
7 (39). New York Jets-Adoree’ Jackson, CB
8 (40). Carolina Panthers-Choidobe Awuzie, CB
9 (41). Cincinnati Bengals- Taco Charlton, DE
10 (42). New Orleans Saints-Jordan Willis, DE
11 (43). Philadelphia Eagles- Joe Mixon, RB
12 (44). Buffalo Bills- Sidney Jones, CB
13 (45). Arizona Cardinals-DeShone Kizer, QB
14 (46). Indianapolis Colts-Evan Engram, TE
15 (47). Baltimore Ravens- Takkarist Mckinley, Edge
16 (48). Minnesota Vikings-Derek Rivers, Edge
17 (49). Washington Redskins-Obi Melifonwu, CB
18 (50). Tampa Bay Buccaneers-D’Onta Foreman, RB
19 (51). Denver Broncos-Dion Dawkins, OT
20 (52). Cleveland Browns from Tennessee Titans-Fabian Moreau, CB
21 (53). Detroit Lions-Rasul Douglas, CB
22 (54). Miami Dolphins- Bucky Hodges, TE
23 (55). New York Giants-Taylor Moton, OT
24 (56). Oakland Raiders- Cooper Kupp, WR
25 (57). Houston Texans-Justin Evans, S
26 (58). Seattle Seahawks-Montravius Adams, DT
27 (59). Kansas City Chiefs-Jalen Tabor, CB
28 (60). Dallas Cowboys- Tim Williams, Edge
29 (61). Green Bay Packers-Ryan Anderson, Edge
30 (62). Pittsburgh Steelers-Chris Godwin, WR
31 (63). Atlanta Falcons-David Sharpe, OT
32 (64). Carolina Panthers from New England Patriots- Carl Lawson, Edge
So let’s get into the skinny
Round One: Forrest Lamp, OG

Yes. I have the Titans trading up a few spots. They think that we are going to take their target(John Ross) and we call them on their bluff, and get their second third rounder in the back-end of the third round. Leaving us with three third rounders. A good trade, because we end up with our guy anyway.
You all know my thoughts on Lamp. He’s an Ozzie Newsome pick. Blue collar, works hard, smart. He could even step in at center, which could potentially give us an elite interior as soon as this year. Lamp is a guy I love.
Other picks we could make.
Derek Barnett- My favorite prospect for us. But I have a feeling that we are going offensive line.
Corey Davis- if he falls here he might be BPA by default.
Mike Williams- see above
Cam Robinson-.... OZZIE I SWEAR TO GOD.
Round Two: Takkarist Mckinley, Edge
Takk is a freak athlete, who might fall because he’s a bit of a one year wonder. Remember how we all hated the Correa pick because a majority of his sacks were effort sacks? Yeah, Mckinley’s work ethic on the field might surpass that entirely. And has significantly better pass rush ability, with a multitude of moves to work with. He gives us a guy who puts in a ton of effort, and with that work ethic, combined with good hand usage, I think that he could become a damn good edge rusher for us at the pro level.... But wait. There’s more.
Other options
Sydney Jones- Would love him here
Either Bama edge rusher- Ozzie... I’d be okay with these two.
Fabian Moreau- Damn good cover corner with room to grow
Jake Butt- A round earlier than he’s projected to go? Why not? Speaking of....
Round Three: Jake Butt, TE
Are you surprised? If you were congrats. You must be the dumbest person alive.... Or Winchester. “Jake Butt doesn’t have that fast twitch muscle. Fat Butt(LOL, could you imagine?) and Fat Maxx!" I love Maxx going forward as the #1. I don’t trust Pitta as much, Boyle is moving to FB, and Crockett Gillmore got hurt as I was typing this. Anyway, Kim Kardashian(get it?) here is a classic catch and turn TE who’s got very reliable hands, is a good blocker, and a good route runner.
I like Jake Butt and I cannot lie. You other posters can’t deny...
Round Three: Shaquille Griffin, CB,
Sorry rmw. I’m taking a page from your book and I wrote this on April 5th. Why did you hack my google doc? Smh
Anyway. Griffin does a lot of things well, and is a jack of all trades, master of none. He’s not gonna be a star, but he’d be great depth..
and yes, that is a picture of Jake Butt beating him. I couldn't resist
Round Three: Isaiah Ford, WR
Ford gets a bad rap. The damn combine utterly ruined him and he doesn’t deserve it. He seems like he could be a much better version of Chris Moore. Which is a useful commodity as Moore isn’t a bad route runner. Just be happy that people put too much stock in the combine and the 40. I think he could be a day one contributer on the offense. Thank you Titans
Round Four: Chase Roullier, C
SCREW YOU RMW... You had to bring light to a player I’ve had under the radar. I made this mock weeks ago and frankly, you have to come and ruin my fun!
Let’s talk about a mauler. Remember how I said Lamp could play center? Yeah.. About that. I think what we do is sign Mangold anyway, and then put Lamp at G. Which is the right move. Roullier is an absolute mauler, and it would do us some good to give a guy like him a year to develop. He won’t contribute immediately, but I think he could be a franchise center going forward. This would also force the coaching staff to kick Lewis out to RT, which I think he’d fare nicely anyway.
Round Five: Tedric Thompson, S
“But Lost, we’ve invested a lot at the safety position already. Why are we drafting one”.
Because screw you, that’s why. That’s why. And this is a total homer pick. But I really like Thompson’s game. With Webb and Weddle as his teachers he could become a very valuable rotational piece going forward, or he could become the guy who succeeds them in a few years. He has good instincts in coverage, and frankly this would be a best player available pick.
Round Six: Jahad Thomas, RB/WR
“But Lost, We have pressing needs at DT, and ILB.”
Screw that. Past 2 seasons we’ve draft Carl Davis, Bronson Kaufausi, Willie Henry, and have picked up Michael Pierce in UDFA. We’re fine there. And we always seem to find a good #2 ILB whether it’d be Jameel McClain, or Darnell Ellerbe, or finding Daryl Smith in FA. And I like Correa at ILB.
Meet, Jahad Thomas. The homeless man’s version of Christian McCaffery. He has a rare cutting ability and can make video game moves. He can also fill in kick returns, play slot WR, and be a good third down back for when Danny Woodhead gets injured. He’s a guy I think could have a use on the offense, and frankly we could use that.
Oh, and s/o to @-Truth- for pointing me in the direction of Thomas
And that my friends(and @rmw10 I did not copy you I swear) is my final mock before the draft. Coming a little ahead of schedule? Oh hell yes. I’m busy. Hope y’all liked it. If not, either way screw you.
On 4/21/2017 at 7:12 PM, K-Dog said:No, it is Secret Agent Man
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Well that would explain all the encouragement for men to post them selves shirtless![]()
Would you call yourself... Old school? ![]()
6 hours ago, Cville-Raven said:I'm currently leaning towards Reddick or Barnett "if" he's there. Part of me wants Cam Robinson just for the meltdown reactions on here even though he'd probably help us out more than people think.
How dare you talk to me like that! You should tell me everything!
You are tearing me apart Cville Raven!
Do you understand life?Do you?
4 hours ago, The Raven said:The idea that Joe is not capable of being a WCO QB is just flat out wrong since his best year came in Kubiak's WCO. The issue is he needs a QB coach that will keep him reined in with good feet. We need an OC that drills into his head -- like Kubiak did -- that you need to throw to your reads and not wait for the deep ball. That's the advice I guess I'd give. Fix Joe's technique and work with him on making fewer risky decisions. WCO works in rhythm. It works when you take what the defense gives you.
I'd also advise using a run scheme that fits the personnel. You know, like not using a tight zone with a weak line. If the line is mobile run wide zone. If they're slow, run gap and power til a defense crumbles.
And for pete's sake stop wasting people's talent. He's gone now but Juice was woefully underused by every OC we've had. Kamar, yes, even Kamar, was underused. We could've used a big, strong handed receiver with solid route running and the ability to break tackles. Yet, we didn't even use Kamar. We needed a center that could hold his own in a bar fight and we trot out pathetic ole Zuttah, when we have a pancake machine in Jensen sitting on the bench.
Too often, we ask round pegs to fill square holes, when we already have square pegs. Too often, we get guys that fill a certain role, and then we use them in another. I really think there's a disconnect between the FO and the coaching staff. Our personnel rarely reflects our scheme and philosophy. I think Pees and the FO are finally on the same page, but I don't think our offensive staff has ever connected with the draft team.
THANK YOU. Freaking thank you.
Personally(spoiler) I think that's why we gotta take Lamp in the first and possibly plug him at C. If the team really thinks that Lewis is a guard that's a move I fully support.
There re are too many times where there's also a mismatch there and we just don't take advantage of it. For example, during the first steelers game there was a series where Perriman was consistently getting open vs Artie Burns. And he was making plays. Yet in the second half we never used it again.
Its why I'm not happy we kept Marty. He called one good game this year. Along with continually abandoning the run(not entirely his fault since we had a grand total of two above average run blockers on the oline) he misuses so many people.
Theres a small part of me that wishes we fired Harbaugh and hired Shannahan to be HC. And I'm a Harbaugh fan as well.
Derek barnett or Forrest Lamp
I've been giving it more thought since I've recently read reports about us having interest in Cam Robinson and....
Yeah Cam Robinson would still be terrible. Probably the worst pick we could make. And I have this gut feeling we take him. Say what you want about the Correa pick last year, I think given the success that Zach Orr had last year that Correa could hack it at ILB at a pretty decent level like Orr did.
So Ozzie. You don't take Larmey Tunsil, clearly a superior physical talent and has a higher ceiling than Stanley because of drug concerns(a move I actually agree with. I don't need my players being the next Randy Gregory/Josh Gordon), but Robinson has drug concerns and there are reports out that we really like him? Freaking hypocrite. Tunsil had upside. Robinson does at guard, but he has a low floor. I swear to god when he takes him...
But yeah. I'd like to add a name to the list: Christian McCaffery. Not that I hate him as a prospect, in fact, I like him a lot, but we have far more pressing needs. I know he's rumored to go in the top ten(and when the Panthers take him I will LOL), but I highly doubt he does and think he will be avaliable then. I'd be upset, but live with the solace that I think he's gonna be a good player.
So let me ask this then
Who would you be upset with in the second round?
Me: Any RB really. Any dlinemen since I'm not impressed by most of them. I think that Kevin King and Jalen Tabor are overrated.
Yeah.
Cam Robinson has overtaken James Harden on my personal hate scale.
7 hours ago, The Raven said:When will the cliches end
When literature and hollywood fail...
So never
I'd be happy with this outcome. I am a big fan of both Barnett and Dawkins. I agree that Griffin is underrated.
But no Jake Butt = automatic F grade ![]()
On 4/15/2017 at 7:41 PM, Inqui said:Going by Elam's Twitter feed I think he was already ruled out by LiT's criteria.
LMAO. Savage
On 4/20/2017 at 8:06 AM, darklight1216 said:I don't mean to make light of the situation but Hernandez was imprisoned in 2013, right? That kid probably barely knows him and at her age she could forget him pretty quickly. A name as common as Hernandez won't be likely to arouse suspicion at the playground either. If the friends and family don't bring him up too often as the years go bye he might become a distant memory for his child.
But regardless, all of this senseless loss of life is sad: Odin, the two other men, and even Hernandez.
She has to bear the burden that her father was a convicted murder(even if there is currently a legal loophole that states his death might allow him to die) for the rest of her life. Who the hell cares if anyone knows her identity. She will know. It will probably affect her. And she has to grow up without a father.
Just a horrible situation all around, especially for the Lloyd family and his daughter.
5 minutes ago, K-Dog said:No, it is Secret Agent Man
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Well that would explain all the encouragement for men to post them selves shirtless![]()
Yup. He needs to confirm that he's an alpha male
On 4/18/2017 at 7:21 PM, K-Dog said:I am wondering if anyone here has figured out my second screen name.
I have two accounts and I created a second account to mess with people. ( I wasn't too bad, I never got in trouble with a mod at least )
Betcha' can't figure it out.
Is it? @LosT_in_TranSlatioN?
We all know that @OriolesMagicPlease Is Winchester
1 hour ago, SepticeyePoe said:Ozzie better be prepared to be roasted.
He will be on my list
19 minutes ago, Cville-Raven said:If he betrays you, would you say you're fed up with this world?
Ozzie betrayed me, he didn't keep his promise, he tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
On 4/19/2017 at 4:09 AM, JoeyFlex5 said:I think giving Timmy a big deal would've been a mistake, even if he was the best damn DT in the league in 2017, Timmy strikes me as the type who will be the most frustrating person on the team for 3 years and then ball out in his contract year for more money, showing he always had the ability but only put it together when he wanted to get paid. and that's not a guy I want on my team. And if he DOESNT ball out in his contract year, then he's truly unable to stay consistent. It's a lose-lose to sign Jernigan.
And keeping him here is a one year rental, something I'm definitely not fond of. If we aren't going to be winning it all this year with Timmy playing a major role, and he won't be back the following year, then get some compensation for him. This is the kind of move that makes bellichick a genius, but when we do it for a completely average player who produces more penalty yardage than he does sack/TFL yardage it's horrible? I don't get it.
I liked Jernigan personally, but im not vastly overrating him like so many are. Based on the reactions I'd say Jernigan just may have been the most overrated Ravens defender
Sorry for the late response. But no... Just no.
1. Zachary Orr was far and away the most overrated defensive player on the team last year. I know that everyone here loved him, but as @-Truth- and @BmoreBird22 pointed out, Orr got a ton of those tackles because Mosely ate the blockers and allowed Orr to run free. Orr was a decent ILB, but my god was maybe the most undeserving all pro I've ever seen. If there's on thing that pisses me off more than the Jernigan trade, it's the fans who say that CJ Mosely is "just another guy", and Orr had a better season. Nope. When Orr was thrusted into the #1 ILB spot because of CJ's injury, he struggled mightily. There's no surprise why. CJ made the defense work. He's our biggest asset going forward and there's no question about it. He's gonna be a Raven for life.
2. There is no way in hell we would have gotten anything less than a fourth rounder from Jernigan comp pick wise. Even with his inconsistencies, a player with his talent would easily command $6.5 million on the open market. Which btw, given that our cap situation is significantly better next season, we could have easily afforded to keep him. That obviously wasn't in our plans(which is foolish and I'll explain why in the next point), but the return absolutely SUCKED. If we had traded him outright for that Eagles third rounder and not given up our own pick, you would hear 0 complaints from me and I'm a huge Jernigan fan. In my eyes, that'd be a solid trade.
3. Sorry. But we picked the wrong guy. Timmy Jernigan was an inconsistent pass rusher, but was a consistently excellent run defender who fit the defense well and was young. I'd rather have a guy who is very inconsistent as a pass rusher like Jernigan, but when he's hot he turns it on, then a guy who only plays 80% of the snaps. Given that the nfl has evolved into more of a passing league, Jernigan's ability to play three downs makes him, at least in my eyes, a more valuable commodity. I know he flat out dissapeared at times, but it's not like he was getting any help either. If we had more of a pass rush, I think we would have seen more pressures and sacks from the man. He's not an all pro, he's not even a pro bowler. But finding a defensive lineman who can rush the passer at a decent level is harder than most people think. And we just traded away our proven/best guy. For pennies on the dollar.
4. Finally, the returns are idiotic. Timmy Jernigan playing next to two very good pass rusher is probably gonna have a season where he gets 6-8, possibly 10 sacks. The Eagles would probably be inclined to sign him again afterwards, for a sizeable contract but one that'd be well deserved, and they suddenly have one of the better defensive tackle tandems in the league, and they basically gave up nothing to get him. I don't give a damn if he is inconsistent, trading up 20 spots and giving away your best pass rusher, even if he is a locker room problem, is a HORRIBLE return. It literally makes no sense from a logical standpoint. The Eagles paid pennies for a dude who as a total package is an above average player, and they move down and still get to keep a pick in the round. I can personally guarentee you that Timmy, especially as a proven commodity thus far, is going to be better than at least 90% of the players drafted in the third round this year.
I could go on and on about why this trade was totally and utterly idiotic, but honestly, it's post 4/20 in the state of Colorado. I'm going to bed lol
2 hours ago, Cville-Raven said:I think there are worst picks to make at 16 than Cam Robinson
Malik McDowell but I doubt it given the flat earth stuff. But given the context I don't think so. I like 90% of the prospects in this draft. If we decided to take David Njoku at 16, I'd honestly be okay with it because he could be a monster. Same goes for OJ Howard. Hell, Ross isn't my favorite fit for this team, but if we draft him, fine by me. I'd be okay with any of the corners in the first round. A
Lamp and Ramzcyk are very likely to be on the board at that time. Both are clean, very polished prospects who could be effective day one starters with Lamp having the ability to play every position on the interior. And Ozzie, in spite of Cam Robinson's character concerns is still likely to take Robinson because he went to freaking Alabama. And I'm sorry, but I just don't see it with Robinson. If we took Foster, I'd be happy. If Allen fell to us by some god given miracle, I'd be thrilled. Mid rounds, I like Eddie Jackson. I like both Alabama edge rushers. But freaking Robison looks like he's gonna be Michael Oher 2.0.
Ozzie, as of right now, is on very thin ice with me. If he drafts one of Robinson, or McDowell, I will turn on him entirely. I've had enough of his crap recently. The Jernigan trade and Williams deal pissed me off like you wouldn't believe.
Title confusing? Let me explain
In this mock draft I'm switching up the format. I'm going to include two options per pick. A best case, and a worst case(and unfortunately likely for some of them).
Oh, and rather than post pictures of the prospect, I'm just gonna post pictures of Jake Butt. Regardless of who the pick is. Cause let's face it, Jake Butt would be the best case scenario for every round.
Round One:
Best Case Scenario: Derek Barnett: If Barnett falls to us... We are blessed. #BLESSED infact Again, don't let the combine fool you. He's fast on the field, knows how to use his hands, and would instantly upgrade the pass rush for us. I love me some Forest Lamp, I love me some Mike Williams, and even Ryan Ramcyzk. But Barnett would be too good for me to pass up.
Worst Case Scenario: Cam Robinson: LISTEN UP OZZIE(Even though the fans have no merit).
Ozzie, I swear to god, if you take Cam Robinson I will say this: YOU WILL BE DEAD TO ME. Especially since I know for a fact, that if Lamp, Ramzcyk, and others are on the board, and Robinson is too, you'll probably take him because of your crimson colored glasses. Robinson would be a HORRIBLE pick if those two are on the board, and I know we like him. Not to mention, you won't take Tunsil because of drug issues, but then Robinson has the same problem but you'll make an exception for him because of freaking Alabama. Not saying that Alabama has bad prospects in this draft, in fact this is the only Bama prospect I'd dislike entirely.
But screw it. We all know you're gonna take him. He's Michael Oher 2.0. No thank you.
Round Two:
Look. Stickers. He'd clearly fit in here ![]()
Best Case: Rueban Foster.
"But Lost, I thought you hate Bama players", I don't. I think they can be overhyped. But overall Bama is putting out a good class this year. Foster will likely not fall here even with his recent drug test, but if he takes a Jernigan tumble, I think we should pull the trigger. This dude is super talented and he and Mosely together would make a hell of a tandem. To put it into prespective: I'd like it if we took Foster IN THE FIRST ROUND.
Worst Case: D'Onta Foreman
I actually really like Foreman as a prospect.. But any RB early when we have much more pressing needs.
Round Three1
Best Case Scenario: Sidney Jones- Again, might not fall here, but if he does even with his injury he'd be too good to pass up. A potential starter going forward and having Carr gives us flexibility to make us wait this long.
Worst Case: Ethan Pocic- Sami84 would be happy we took an LSU player. I'd be freaking pissed off with this pick. I think Pocic isn't a starter in this league. He's physically gifted, but he's not that good of a center. His height worries me to be totally honest and he might lose many battles on the lines because of it. Unfortuneately, I think with the whole "bigger and stronger" thing he's a realistic possibility.
Round Three2

Best Case Scenario: Jake Butt
Worst Case: A TE not named Jake Butt
Let's get this BS out of the freaking way. THERE IS NO HARBAUGH CONNECTION. Last season was the first time we've ever taken a player from one of Jim's schools. We didn't draft any stanford players during his tenure there, and last season was the first we took a Michigan guy.
That said, if we don't take Jake Butt. I will die of sadness. IDC if I like others TES after him. I think he's an ideal fit on the team, and he'd fit in right away.... once he got healthy
Round: Four
BC: Damonte Kazee
WC: Tyler Orlosky
You all know my thoughts on Kazee. But Orlosky is another pick that would be horrible. This oline class is terrible and Orlosky's tape... Sucked. There's no other way to put it. I hope we take a center earlier, but I'm having my doubts.
AHHHHH. Okay. So from this point on the BC/WC format is really hard. So I'm going back to normal
Round Five: Erik Mangunson, OT Michigan
Same exact logic as the McDermott pick last time. Just a different player. I tihnk that with some coaching Magnuson could be a good pro.
Round Six: Jaylen Brown, ILB, UCLA
Brown fills a need late in the draft with a guy who is a good coverage linebacker. He'd be nothing more than a rotaitonal guy, but a valuable one, and someone I could trust.
Anyway, my next mock will be next week, and my final mock will be after the draft. Hope y'all liked it. Or not. either way screw you if you did not.
I like Jake Butt and I cannot lie
42 minutes ago, SepticeyePoe said:This hasn't happened to me before, but my mom was at a diner in California and she found a bug in her hash browns.
And a waiter spilled sauce on my dad and his camera.
Was the bug at Fudruckers?
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You have no idea.