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There's a reason I don't go to Bob evans

Either/or

Okay. Worst dining experience ever. Go.

Jake Butt goes in the top ten and I die of sadness

Why not both?

1. Jake Butt 2. Jake Butt 3. Jake Butt 4. Jake Butt

Normally I'd neg someone laughing at the death of someone else but I can't bring myself to do it. Hernandez was a monster. that being said, I'm sending prayers out to his four year old daughter. She must feel terrible/had to bear the burden of having a convicted murdered as her father

We traded away a very good(albeit inconsistent) player for basically nothing, when we have plenty of cap space next year. It just wasn't worth it. That deal is terrible. And I would have picked Timmy over Brandon personally.

Myles Garret demands to redo the combine and pulls a Vontze Burfict, ultimately going undrafted and getting signed by the Patriots for pennies on the dollar. Meanwhile, the Browns shock everyone by taking Cam Robinson #1 overall, and proving that they are the laughing stock of the NFL

Trading for Gronk? Jesus.... Just. Even though Bellicheck has traded some great players the past few seasons why the hell would he trade a guy who might finish his career as a top 5 TE of all time?

I'll bite. I'll straight up call for Ozzie to be fired if we draft McDowell, especially with the flat earth stuff. Not impressed with him at all. But I honestly don't think we go dline early in spite of the worst trade we've ever made. My paitence is wearing thin with Ozzie because frankly, the Jernigan deal was THAT bad, but drafting McDowell would be the icing on the cake. He was not impressive imo. Cam Robinson as a RT would piss me off a lot. But if we put him at guard I won't complain as much I do think it's unlikely we draft him though due to the character concerns, though it does worry me that he's an Alabama player as Ozzie might be more leinient with that. I don't hate Peppers, but given how much we've invested at the safety position I'd be pretty upset with the pick. Though this is unlikely given that we have invested so much at the safety position. I like John Ross, just not at 16. I don't think he's as good of a fit as Williams or Davis and the injuries concern me quite a bit. Basically any olinemen not named Ramcyzk or Lamp would make me angry. Dalvin Cook is a future stud in my eyes but with the off the field issues I personally don't want him. I'm a dog lover. Screw that guy. There's not much in this draft I hate tbh. The QBs, oline, and dline leave a lot to be desired but otherwise. Not too much

Well Luke was washed up on an island. I really wouldn't put it beneath him in the next movie to complain about sand I would say Vader is inferior to Ren as a character, but Vader is vastly more likeable. At least original trilogy/Rouge One Vader. Ren appears to be far more powerful than Vader was at his development, but Raw and untrained. Vader wasn't really super developed in the original trilogy, and honestly the prequels ruined him for a lot of people. Arguably the most badass fictional villain ever was a whiny pathetic crybaby? Luke is likeable, and has his moments(particuarly the sixth film), but overall is just as bad as sand boy was whiny wise. I wouldn't go that far. Rey was an established badass before the movies, being capable of holding her own in combat with her staff and being a tech wiz(and a few Mary Sue qualities here and there), but she's also fearless and intelligent. She's like a British halfway house between Han and Luke if you asked me. Tech saviness and smart Alec at times similar to Han while retaining the heroic qualities that Luke possessed in Episode 6. Oh, and she's a Kenobi. Massive plothole in Rouge One: Vader has easily his most badass scene of all time, yet in Star Wars(I'm not calling it a new hope) his lightsaber fight is pathetic.

Well given that the last one was very good and he was barely in it I can't say I'm gonna be too angry. Seriously, go back and watch the original trilogy. He's just as whiny as his prequel father. Even when crap hits the fan he flees and falls off of the grid rather than face his problems. Rey is a far and away superior character. COME AT ME. I love Mark Hamil though, but Luke is just.... written poorly.

FIND ME A BETTER BURGER FOR UNDER 3.50 DAMNIT

Hmmmmmm

I mean. It's not like a gourmet burger but for $3.50 I dare you to find me something better

At In N Out I could order a double double with fries and a shake for $6. The value is virtually unbeatable.

Red robin has all you can drink root beer floats. They win

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So I let myself go a little back in September and gained 25 pounds due to ice cream addiction. lost 15 of those pounds due to intermittent fasting. It works but holy hell does it suck. Anyone else here have experience?

Hey y'all. So let's get to the skinny(haha... No. Okay). So I've been sick for the past four weeks. Yeah. Add traveling on top of that. I've been from Colorado, to Nevada, to Arizona, to Oregon. I've been covering the west coast for personal reasons. And for those of you who travel as often as I do.. You know that eating healthy on the road is virtually impossible. So long story short. I've gone from 165 to 177 in the past few months. Part of that is that I haven't been able to exercise. Haven't had the time nor energy. You'd think I'd lose weight, but nope. Gained it. Lack of exercise will do that. I'm trying to get down to 155 pounds before I hit summer so I can focus on regaining everything with muscle. And yes, while I have a personal trainer I haven't seen him in awhile for obvious reasons. Excercise isn't as important as diet in that regard. Im 5'9. My workout routine consists of this. 5 minutes non stop of jump rope to warm up. 30 minutes of kickboxing 3 sets of 15 for bicep curls alternated with 3 sets of 15 dips 3 sets of 15 pull ups(on a modified machine. I'm training for endurance, not strength) alternated with 3 sets of 12 dips. 3 sets of 15 dumbbell press.

Screw you five guys and your overpriced burgers

Well. Given that the forum is shutting down.... I don't care if you are of the opinion of "you're making too many mocks. You need to stop. Devote your time and energy elsewhere. Make another mock "draft telking lyke diz. Et wuz funne" ". Well screw you, I am making one this week, next week, and draft week just to spite you! And then I'm making one the week after that! Why? Because we are going under anyway. Why the hell should I care? Here we go. Round One: Corey Davis, WR *As soon as we draft him. Joe Flacco goes down on his knees in the war room and starts kissing Ozzie's feet.* Joe: "Finally. I have a guy I can build with. Why have you neglected me for so long?" I love Perriman, and I think Joe and Wallace have great chemsitry. But we have the chance to draft a polished guy who can come in immediately and be a #1 WR. He's a good route runner, and smooth. He'd be a hell of a compliment to Perriman, and a red zone threat. Oh, and like Perriman he's good at jump balls. It's about damn time we catch up with the rest of the AFC north. Round Two: Tim Williams, OLB I'd be happy with either Alabama OLB. Williams is the better pass rusher between the two and I think he could have an immediate impact here as an edge player. I have a feeling that Ozzie would be a little more lenient with an Alabama player. Round Three: Pat Elflein, C See literally almost all of my mock drafts. I think with us trading Jernigan(the dumbest move of the offseason by far), we could compensate by finding a future center. Elflein would help our offensive line find an identity. He's nasty, but has some clear-cut issues. However, these issues are coachable, and some of them resulted from unconventional playcalling(credit to @-Truth- for pointing this out to me) that honestly set him up for failure at times. Round Three pt 2: Jake Butt, TE Spoiler alert: Jake Butt will be in every single one of my mocks. Round Four: Cameron Sutton, CB Round 5: Conor McDermott, OT "Bigger and Stronger Offensive line". Well, at 6'9, McDermott covers the bigger part. Let's finally get rid of Hurst shall we? McDermott is NOT a LT at the pro level. But with proper coaching and conditioning he could turn into a very intimidating RT. Which is something we need. He's a much better run blocker than pass blocker and was the only good player on UCLA's oline last season. Overall, even in the piss poor oline class, I feel that McDermott has potential to be a starting RT at the NFL level. Worst case scenario is that we sign a stop-gap like Dunlap and develop McDermott who could be a backup swing tackle. Round 6: Ezra Robinson, CB Another CB. Because we seem obsessed with adding some depth there Anyway, that's my mock. You'll be getting another one sometime next week, and then on draft day. And then after draft day.

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