The Mom Gene

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    Shelf, 2 Screws, and 18 million animals all over the floor!... S'OK, mom'll get it!

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    Moscow reported that communication with Progress 44 cargo craft was lost 5 minutes after its launch today. Preliminary data from Russia indicates there was a problem with the propulsion system, and the vehicle did not reach its desired orbit. It launched from a cloudless sky at 7 p.m. Kazakhstan time for the International Space Station and a docking on Friday. The spacecraft is carrying 2.9 tons of food, fuel and supplies for the space station. Good thing it wasn't carrying our US Astronauts...

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    OMG !!!!! I was in the public restroom and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions". repost if you laughed.

  4. The Mom Gene

    The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street" & finally, I called the Suicide Hotline but got a call center in Pakistan & when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

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    BREAKING NEWS:The KC Chief's football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Todd Haley immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.GO RAVENS!!!

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    Dr. Seuss 2011..I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam.. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie & cook the books...I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals..I do not like ex-speaker Nan, I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'..I do not like this spending spree, I'm smart, I know that nothing's free..I do not like their smug replies, when I complain about their lies...I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope

  7. The Mom Gene

    It's Time to Hunt AGAIN!!!!

  8. The Mom Gene

    5 - 2 at the Bye... Couldn't be much better for me!... Let's go get the 2nd half of the Season

  9. The Mom Gene

    One game down... One Win... ONWARD! GO RAVENS

  10. The Mom Gene

    On to the NEW Season... Here we go guys!

  11. The Mom Gene

    IS HOPEFUL THE RAVENS MAKE IT THROUGH JANUARY