MissK528

Raise your hand if you saw this coming.

Marcus Lattimore is retiring at 23 due to his injured knee(s?).

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000423380/article/marcus-lattimore-informs-49ers-he-intends-to-retire

Reminder - today is the day to turn your clocks back an hour if you haven't already. This kitty will help you.

Went to work dressed as a mere cat. See what I did there?

You get lucky and got the secret shopper that also hates all their neighbors and scared of bugs

I don't hate ALL my neighbors, just the one directly above me.

A personal accomplishment I'd like to announce - after 6 weeks at a new retail job, I got the secret shopper at my store this quarter, and I got a perfect score. On four pages of criteria. Do you think it's because I'm awesome? Because I think it's because I'm awesome.

I want to Google what that is, but I'm scared of what's going to come up.

I did, because, well, I'm pretty sure we're both on the same wavelength, but the cervical spine is the neck. So basically his neck is hurt.

Sunday night injury "highlight" (lowlight?) round-up...

CJ Spiller is out for the rest of the season with a broken collarbone.

Kyle Fuller (Bears) broke his hand.

Vontaze Burfict has a "cervical strain" which to me sounds kinda vague.

Brian Orakpo will have an MRI tomorrow on his hurt pectoral.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000413047/article/injury-roundup-cj-spiller-collarbone-out-for-season

Victor Cruz (who happens to very easily be one of my favorite non-Ravens) has torn his patellar tendon. He is out the rest of the year, no question. Hoping he has a good recovery...

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000410182/article/ny-giants-victor-cruz-suffers-torn-patellar-tendon

If (when) Rex gets the ax, it won't be until after the season ends, according to "sources."

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000408978/article/jets-unlikely-to-fire-rex-ryan-john-idzik-midseason

If the Jets continue on this path, I can't see any way that Rex keeps his job... 

Guys...

There's Lil Bub knee socks now. 

I know what's going on MY Christmas list!!!

According to NFL Network, Tony Sparano has been named the interim head coach.

LaRon Landry will miss 4 games for PEDs.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000403039/article/laron-landry-suspended-four-games-for-ped-violation

Da'Rick Rogers was arrested on Monday morning for a DUI. Shortly after that, he's unemployed.

http://fox59.com/2014/09/29/darick-rogers-arrested-for-dui/

Morris Claiborne is done for the season. His patellar tendon is torn.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000402982/article/morris-claiborne-out-for-year-with-torn-patellar-tendon

The perils of living alone and there's a giant bee outside...

 

(sidebar: does anyone know what that thing actually is?)

Spike is a baby dragon.

Yeah, I knew that. And what?!

Anyone on here a plumber? My guest bathroom shower is being a jerk...