MissK528

Yep. Stalking charge. Apparently he additionally sent a text message to a woman saying (and I'm substituting words we can't use here), "time to die female-dog."

You're saying you want... moar?

Is troof. They have (had? Haven't opened a Cat Fancy in years) centerfolds with the breed of the month that I used to collect. I wonder what ever happened to those...

Nail on the head. Additionally, I grew up with a subscription to Cat Fancy.

Show me this cat and I can tell you.

If I were a cat...

OOH OOH I KNOW!! She's likely a snowshoe, which is what you get when you mix a Siamese cat with a tabby or calico. They look like Siamese cats, but they have white feet and frequently white blotches on them in random places. I've had several, including the cat I've posted like, 20 pages back. But Tardar has an underbite or something that gives that frowny face. Which happens to be amazing.

Allergy tests show I'm severely allergic to cats. Sorry bro, no thanks.

Thank you. But no, really, I do want a celebratory cake.

My 1,000th post shall be... a LOLCAT!!!

SO APPROPRIATE FOR MY DAY...

Yup, found the original on Zooborns, definitely a fennec fox baby... pup... kitten... calf, whatever they call them.

I know that. The person who made it clearly didn't. But it counts. Because someone failed Animals 101.

Technically speaking, I think this is actually a baby fennec fox, but it says it's a cat, so yeah...

Back on track. Or not...

I'm just gonna say it... you should have known better. Most animals are fiercely protective of their young.

Was the elephant this size?

Bro, really? You got elephants running rampant in Florida?

My mom got attacked by a baby deer. I win.

Actually, my hamster DID bite my cat on the nose. And the cat in question was a brown tabby and the hamster was an orange teddy bear hamster. That picture is rather accurate.

My hamster tried to attack my cats. Not even kidding either. He was evil. It would be more accurate to say that there would be no more cats instead of no more hamsters.