MissK528

You can legally drive a moped here on any street without a license. They top out at about 32 miles an hour and we call them drunk scooters. They are NOT fun when you're in the areas where the main road is one lane each way with no passing zone and a 55 speed limit.

I do know who I am, thank you. But no, as far as uniforms go, Bucs are up there, and the winner of ugliest throwbacks is obviously the Steelers. These aren't bad...

Past injury/illness goes here? Sure, why not? Nate Solder had testicular cancer last season and is now cancer-free. http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/04/21/new-england-patriots-nate-solder-testicular-cancer

Story time. So a month or two ago, someone asked my mom to craft her something with one of the Cleveland teams on it, they let her pick. She decided to do all three and brings me her sheet of NFL and NBA and MLB stuff and asks me to point out the Cleveland teams. I find her the Browns logo in the sheet full of helmets and she says "okay, so what's their logo?" "Uh, you're looking at it." "Their helmet is their logo?" "Yeah, basically." "...But that's SO BORING!!" "And so is the team, so at least it fits. Moving on to basketball..."

I'm still not sure he's not trolling us already...

Aaron Hernandez has been found guilty in the murder of Odin Lloyd. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000485473/article/aaron-hernandez-found-guilty-of-firstdegree-murder

Can you die from allergies? Like, from the slow suffocation? Because I feel like that's gonna happen. Flonase does NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL!!! Well, it does give me a horrible sore throat and nosebleeds, but still...

So there. It's an are/is usage thing, not a who/whom thing. But I've still confirmed with several people that I was right.

Someone tell me grammar fights on Facebook posts aren't worth it...

I think Jay Cutler has Type I. Seem to remember a story of him being thrown into a pool at the Pro Bowl one year and his meter was in his pocket and they had to rush out and get him a new one ASAP.

LeGarrette Blount has been suspended one game for substance abuse. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000483969/article/blount-suspended-one-game-for-substance-abuse?campaign=Facebook_news

Doing transcription today. This is me.

You better have rubbed de belleh.

Thank you for that, I now have a plan for tonight. Also, you know you live in East Nothing when it can't find enough streets to play in.

Darren Sharper update time. He pled guilty to sexual assault in Arizona and has been sentenced to 9 years in prison. http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12544551/darren-sharper-gets-9-years-arizona-plea-deal

I should have bet money on this one happening. Oakland, where NFL players go to die...

Cortland Finnegan is retiring.

Ryan Fitzpatrick has been traded to the Jets for a late round pick. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000478031/article/new-york-jets-trade-for-ryan-fitzpatrick?campaign=Facebook_atn_orr

DeAngelo Williams has been cut.

Roy Helu has signed with the other Bay Area trainwreck. I guess he figures he's used to the mess in Washington, so Oakland wouldn't be any different?