MissK528

Well, according to him, he did nothing wrong and the cops will be embarrassed. So, I mean...

Aldon Smith is in troooouble. He got arrested at LAX after "being belligerent in a security line and saying something about a bomb." http://blogs.sacbee.com/49ers/archives/2014/04/witnesses-aldon-smith-arrested-at-lax.html And if you want to see video of him in handcuffs, TMZ has come through. Because they're TMZ. (I have no idea why Chris Culliver's name is in the URL, it seems he has nothing to do with this situation.) http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/13/aldon-smith-49ers-chris-culliver-arrested-at-lax/

My feelings on the Kaepernick/Patton/Lockette situation -

I'd like to do this with my mom's cats, but they're both afraid of the Swiffer...

But... I've lost over a pound so far.

Bengals fullback Orson Charles decided the right thing to do after being cut off by another driver was to wave a semi-automatic Smith & Wesson at them. Shockingly, this kind of thing gets you arrested for wanton endangerment in the first degree. Road rage is bad, mmkay? http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000338616/article/orson-charles-arrested-after-allegedly-brandishing-gun

Got my test results from the doctor. Got fat on my own, not from my thyroid.

Not sure if this insults or compliments Bub... No one disrespects Bub. NO ONE.

I've heard "controlled substances" but as more information comes out, it's "controlled prescription medication." If the reports of schedule IV drugs are true, and that's it (well, as far as the non-alcohol part of this goes) then PCP wouldn't be involved since that's schedule II. *I'd also like to just add that I'm totally not a drug user, I've never done anything harder than pot in high school, I just know A LOT about prescription medications and what's controlled and what isn't. Stupid anxiety and attention span and insomnia...

Or in my case, the feel of the rubber tourniquet for blood draws. LET ME KEEP MY BLOOD!!!!

I wouldn't name it that, I'd just refer to it as that, like how people say "my son" or "my grandma." I WOULD name a cat The Honorable Sir Fluffington Wigglepantaloons The Third. But that's just continuing the tradition of weird names in my family... so many mispronunciations...

According to this here - http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2014/03/17/indianapolis-colts-owner-arrested-for-dwi/6515285/ Jim Irsay is facing four felony counts after getting arrested. They also mentioned that they found "multiple prescription drugs" and that they were schedule IV controlled substances. Examples of schedule IV drugs are Ambien and other similar sleeping pills, benzodiazepines such as Valium and Xanax, tramadol (painkiller) and Soma, which is a muscle relaxant. Haven't found anything that specifies exactly which drugs he was carrying yet...