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  1. PuRock

    I hate it when people state the obvious about me, like "You got a haircut!"......I'm going to start carrying around a bag of small prizes to hand out as a congratulations.

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    2. PuRock

      PuRock

      Well I could delete your comment, then my comment would be the 20th. How's that for a paradox?

    3. 5superbowlsandproud!

      5superbowlsandproud!

      I don't want a paradox. I want a prize!

    4. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Pu has created a monster...

  2. PuRock

    Tin Foil or Saran Wrap.......Discuss!

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    2. Bltravens

      Bltravens

      Definitely cellophane.

    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      This has gone on way too long, lol. We could've come up with a solution for Middle East peace in the time we've been debating food preservation materials!

    4. Moderator 3

      Moderator 3

      Press 'n Seal

  3. PuRock

    Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

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    2. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Lenny Bruce!

    3. hawkprey

      hawkprey

      Except Carlin said "maniac" instead of idiot. An idiot and a moron is pretty much the same thing.

    4. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Check out the latest Topic in RT!

  4. PuRock

    After 14 Months of hard studying and 4 exams to date, my final test is upon me today. I'm going to be free! (If I pass)

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    2. PuRock

      PuRock

      Taxidermy. I had to stuff a wild boar today.

    3. PuRock

      PuRock

      Really the CPA exam. But both me and my wife feel like we flunked today's test. Eh.

    4. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      An accounting couple? Cute.

  5. PuRock

    If someone has a bubbly personality, Is it socially acceptable to pop the bubbles?

    1. T-ray

      T-ray

      LOL love this one!

    2. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Pop away. Send them hurling back to reality.

    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Spongebob!

  6. PuRock

    Two is usually better than One. But I felt bad for One, so I sent One flowers.

    1. PuRock

      PuRock

      True. If I had two things, I'd be a freak.

    2. cursona pirate

      cursona pirate

      SHHH

    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      2 CHAINZ!!!

  7. PuRock

    If you read this, you owe me a dollar. Now go back and re-read.

    1. 3-4ravdef509

      3-4ravdef509

      Do you take Paypal?

    2. poescrows

      poescrows

      I'll pay you tomorrow.

    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      You never sent me my Pick 'em League invitation...

  8. PuRock

    It's either going to be a very sweet night, or a depressing one. There is no middle ground. Good Luck Ravens & Ravens fans!

    1. ravensdfan

      ravensdfan

      We are not even entertaining the depressing alternative. We are going with sweet, sweet, very sweet and unbelievably sweet! Sweet! lol

    2. FlocksGottaFeed

      FlocksGottaFeed

      No matter what comes out of those gates. We have to stay together. This is the only way to stay alive. - Gladiators

  9. PuRock

    I hate Ticketmaster! Another year of no single-game tickets @ face value for me.

    1. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Virtual hug?

    2. Alexir

      Alexir

      I call at the exact time it says and it's sold out. Ticks me off.

  10. PuRock

    My thoughts go out to that family from the plane crash (Dad & Son). The crash happened about 1/4th mile away from my house. Police and media everywhere.

    1. FoxRox75

      FoxRox75

      Sorry to hear about the news; very sad. Prayers go to family...

    2. DomMcRaven

      DomMcRaven

      I second that.

  11. PuRock

    Rule of Thumb; If you can make it to the Border, you're in good shape.

    1. cursona pirate

      cursona pirate

      what if you live in Hawaii?

    2. PuRock

      PuRock

      Then you're in even better shape because of the swim.

  12. PuRock

    I don't understand why the word abbreviation is such a long word. Shouldn't it be abbreviated or something?

    1. The Raven

      The Raven

      Why is "short" a longer word than "long?" Another good question.

    2. sliceanddic3

      sliceanddic3

      *Slow clap*

  13. PuRock

    My boss told me that he needed to touch base with me. I told him I'm not that sort of guy.

    1. jus'_crAzy

      jus'_crAzy

      Which base? Gotta climb that ladder somehow.

  14. PuRock

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    1. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      I need a dime that's top of the line!

  15. PuRock

    Money is the root of all evil. If you send me some, I'll demonstrate.

    1. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      The love of all money is the root of all evil.~ Timothy 6-10

  16. PuRock

    Are you stalking me?

  17. PuRock

    Thanks, I pride myself in being awesome! It's a lot of hard work you know. You're pretty awesome yourself.

  18. PuRock

    They said it couldn't be done. That I couldn't have my cake and eat it too. Guess what: I did both.

  19. PuRock

    I finally accomplished something. I passed the CPA. Now I don't know what to do with myself.

  20. PuRock

    I didn't pee on the actual plaque or "Venus De Milo" just the tree where it was found. It wasn't like a big deal. It was in the middle of nowhere and I stumbled upon it. Wasn't really a tourist attraction or anything. I've peed on a lot worse.

  21. PuRock

    How come I am not your friend? Am I not good enough?

  22. PuRock

    Your right we are friends. Phew! I didn't see me in your friends list yesterday.

  23. PuRock

    Can't complain about married life. I'm dying to play Madden but couldn't because of wifey. Guess I'll have to try again tomorrow night. What's going on with you?

  24. PuRock

    Join the BR.com Pick 'Em League. Its free and open to all posters. Find details in the following thread: http://boards.baltimoreravens.com/topic/54307-ravens-mb-pick-em-league-all-are-welcomed/

  25. PuRock

    Someone really hated the Moon. First they give the Sun a day, Sunday. Then the next day is called Monday. That's a double slap in the moon's face!