OriolesMagicPlease

Lmao! Steve, could you please post a "Fire Buck" rant on the Orioles thread one last time for old times' sake? I promise I will agree with you this time!

Loved the defense last night!

Since everyone is getting all mushy: I'm mostly a lurker, but I want to thank the posters who took the time to make thoughtful, intelligent posts. I learned so much about football from you. I was always amazed with the amount of effort and thought that went into those posts. Thanks to the mods, not an easy job. A very special thanks to those of you with a sense of humor. Laughter is so important and I did get a lot of laughs here (some unintentional but still, lol). To all the vicious Flacco haters (not critics, totally different) I seriously think you need medication.

Hardy har har. You are so funny, do think you are a comedian like Bill Murray or something? Okay, I admit you totally killed it in Ghostbusters.

I knew it was too good to be true. Friday's night game was disgusting, glad we could get the last one. Aaron Judge is a beast, I agree.

Cal Ripken Jr. is that you?

You are such a sweet talker! Perhaps you could ask that Purp...I mean Winchester person for tips on talking to the ladies.

Will you just stop hating on the 2% body fat please???

So I'm really not Winchester, but I really hope he comes back. I want to thank him for introducing me to the fast twitch muscle training program. It is amazing! Oh, and you all are homers!

That is what I think, he needs more time. They keep saying early May. Well, I'd rather have him wait until he is ready to go than to push it. That would be so stupid especially considering how the rest of the pitching staff is doing right now. And it was a very convenient off day!

Tillman not doing well in his rehab starts.

You can say that again.

That is what I am hoping too, get this sucky hitting out of the way now. It is so frustrating knowing what they are capable of. And please, Caleb Joseph, get an RBI!

Lol. I was one of the doubters. Very happy that I am wrong so far.

I plead the fifth.

Too easy.

Five months? That is for wimps. I can do that before the board closes.

NO WAY! It is the best! If you used it you could look like me, well like me on one of my bad days anyway. (Psst..Can you give me the CliffNotes on this fast twitch theory because I have no idea what that is.)

Very happy with the way Machado handled that! The Red Sox are a dirty team led by a dirt bag manager, so I'm not surprised they threw a fastball at his head.

He did okay. I think gave up one run in four innings or something like that. I will be happy when he gets back into the rotation, even though it has been pretty strong (minus Gausman, of course).

Lmao. You missed me, didn't you?

Again...impressive. Now how about some more hints?

Impressive.

So you are going to post two pictures. One for you and one for your alter ego. Cool!

Another great pitching performance. I should complain about Ubaldo and Miley more often! And yes, happy with Brach filling in for Britton.