GyMan20

So as I am fixing this old dudes computer at work I over hear him tell one of his co-workers that people with facial piercings look unintelligent, and people with tattoos look uneducated, and finally that people with beards look like terrorists. So I simply ask him if he thinks that I am an unintelligent, uneducated terrorist? And he tells me that isn't what he meant as he turns so red I can see it [i am colorblind FYI].

Daily Cover:

Song of the day:

Get to zi choppah!!!!!!!!

CHOPTOBER HOLLA!

80 O's Whines Hard! You won't be missed.

You’re lying in the past, while we remain honest.

Sometimes you just need to dance it out...

You know you are full of it when I don't even understand what you are talking about and I can tell you are full of [profanity deleted]!

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

Why do drugstores make sick people walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

There are three ways to get something done.1) Hire someone to do it.2) Do it yourself.3) Forbid the kids to do it.

Drum machines have no soul!

Here it goes again... Another elevator and another basement... How can the same [profanity deleted] happen to the same guy twice?