5 hours ago, Militant X 1 said:Wiz, in the immortal words of the late great Jim Kelly (Martial Artist) in the Bruce Lee flick...Enter the Dragon...."Man! You come right out of a comic book!"
Go stand in the corner for the remainder of the season and playoffs brah....
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Come on man !!!
21 hours ago, frozen joe flacco fan said:No way, Jose! The Wizard and I have agreed on many things but he has crossed the line this time like James Patterson, the author . There's no way Big Ben and his merry men will score 34 points in the first half. They won't even score 34 points in the game. If that were to happen, I suspect Harbaugh and Newsome would be on the last train to Clarksville. If that happens, they should be run out of town on a rail. I have said all along that this team is a bunch of underachievers. They have enough talent to beat the Squeelers if they are coached properly. The high powered Steelers offense that the Wizard raves about has scored 341 points in 14 games while our offense has scored 306 points. By my 'rithmetic, that's less than 3 points a game more. Whoopie! The Wizard is right about one thing though. He predicted we would win 6 games and we have! If this goes as it should, we will win 6 + 4 = 10 games. See! There's more than one Wizard in this town, Mr. Broken Spirit. I predicted the final score long before the Wizard did and I said our beloved Ravens would win the game on a Justin Tucker field goal by a score of 23-20. Nothing has changed. Unlike the Cincy Bungles who laid down in the 2nd half against the Squeelers, the Ravens will lay the wood to Big Ben and his band of men. All the terrible towels in the world and Mike Tomlin trying to trip our receivers will not intimidate the unflappable Joe Flacco and the twin Grinches, named Wallace and Smith, who will steal Christmas from the Steelers on Christmas Day in Spittsburgh, PA. By game's end, your team's colors will change from black and yellow to black and blue and your terrible towels can be used for crying towels. Elvis (Doomerville, that is) will be singing his rendition of Blue Christmas to your fans. The General will have his way with Big Ben. Son, this is gonna be fun!!!
I think I might have wrote my prediction esoterically because I am predicting the final score to be 34 -14 and that the game will be over at halftime with a score some thing like 21-7. Count on it-the Steelers will put up at least 34 in this game based on the eye popping moves of Bell who ends up making us look like pee wee leaguers. We are up a creek on this one without a paddle. Things would be different if the game was at M&T Bank. Today we see Har-ball in all it's complete dysfunctionality and just maybe I will get my Christmas wish and we begin to close the book on John Harbaugh in Baltimore.
6 minutes ago, BmoreBird22 said:You aren't even supposed to be back
Don't you know Wizards live forever? Especially a Wizard in Baltimore.
This is a very easy game to predict. Since the Steelers actually have an offense and we continue to play Har-ball the outcome is obvious. Bell puts up big numbers against us and this game is over by half time. 34-14 Steelers and so the farce ends.
Also no need to predict the Bengals game since it is totally irrelevant and nobody really cares anyway. In the off season I hope everyone takes the time to stand up and say it's time to replace the Harbaugh regime. Only then can the Ravens begin to heal and move forward.
Since I am a die-hard Ravens fan I will be back next year and shall continue my rants against a dysfunctionally run John Harbaugh system of football and I will not rest until he is run out of town on the next thing smokin and takes Ozzie Newsome with him.
This has turned out to be a ho-hum game and seems more like a Ba-Humbug reason to cheer for my Ravens. There is no wild card chance for us which means we have to beat the Steelers or it's over. However the question is can we beat the Eagles. Hard to believe it's going to be 60 today and that will give us the edge and enough for us to pull out a win. Without Sproles the Eagles can't fly and M&T Bank will be more like the Hotel California. 27-17 Ravens
9 minutes ago, VermontRaven said:Looms like we have 2 paths to playoffs since i don't see Pitt losing to. Inch or Clev.
1) Win 3 of next 4 (and beat Pitt) to win division
2) Beat NE, Philly, and Cincy but lose to Pitt--Miami and Denver lose 1 more each--we get wildcard (and most likely a rematch in for first round of playoffs)
Man this is an unbelievable thread. There is absolutely no path to the playoffs. You guys really make me laugh. I'm talking gaffaws~=!!!
1 minute ago, Deflated Football said:How about we make the same deal -- but you go away forever if the Ravens win
Deal !! and you have to sweep up!
6 minutes ago, Deflated Football said:Will you come back if you're wrong?
Will you go away forever if I'm right? Or how about just disappear for 2 weeks?
11 hours ago, BOLDnPurPnBlacK said:How many weeks in a row is this now you've predicted the slide to start?
Its obvious you just don't read - besides Pittsburg I've correctly predicted the outcome of each game and with most games been very close with final scores. I predicted our 4 game losing streak and I will correctly predict we will lose the last 5. Its a shame so many Raven fans believe ( because we are in first place ) that we are a first place team. We are not and after today we will completely sink out of the playoff picture. And you can take that prediction to M&T Bank.
Unfortunately the slide begins tomorrow. I have this game a toss-up but the problem is the Dolphins are just a tad bit better offensively and that makes all the difference. It will be close but not to close to call . Dolphins win 24-20.
Had to get my prediction in last minute on this game. Good teams find ways to win big games-bad teams find ways to lose them. These are 2 bad football teams but as bad as the Ravens are I think they can beat a one-armed fighter in the Bengals. A typical close game 24-20 Ravens
The entire football world is laughing at us today. #1 ranked defense looked like Swiss cheese. Offense was pathetic and was embarrassing . It's time to face the facts about our team. A team of under-achievers , rife with sub-par talent and over-paid half-wits. This is a team poorly coached and should be totally revamped from the top all the way down to the waterboy ( who by the way fell down running out during a break to bring water)
4 hours ago, Purple_City39 said:Can I get in on this?? If Dallas runs for 200+ yards you can pick my first every avatar on this site for a week. If they run for anything less than 200 yards then I pick your av for a week (a week after the other bet if the Ravens cover).
I will take it a step further for you-- Elliott will run for 150 + and Prescott will add another 60 +
4 hours ago, Militant X 1 said:Wiz....do you EVER get tired of hating on the Ravens man...ever????
Come on man I don't hate my team. I dislike what we have become playing Har-Ball. Despite Harbaugh's successes the quality of our teams look very similar to what we had during the Billick era. Good defenses and mediocre offenses. It's always the same. We have the personnel so it has to be the coaching. Everything starts at the top and seeps down from that.
4 hours ago, Purple_City39 said:Can I get in on this?? If Dallas runs for 200+ yards you can pick my first every avatar on this site for a week. If they run for anything less than 200 yards then I pick your av for a week (a week after the other bet if the Ravens cover).
That's a deal as well!
3 minutes ago, BmoreBird22 said:I never got involved in this, so I have no idea why you're even talking to me about this.
But sure. The Cowboys, if the Cowboys win by 24 points, I'll do it for a week, no problem. And I'll be active, too, and acknowledge you were right.
But if the Ravens win or they cover the spread (7 points), you have to change it to a picture of my little pony, but I get to pick it.
Deal ! I get to pick the Pee Wee picture as well!
2 minutes ago, BmoreBird22 said:You can't bet money, but you could have him change his photo or something, as far as I know.
Wait a sec you aren't predicting anything of note. Tell you what - if I'm right you have to change your picture to Pee Wee Herman for a week !
8 minutes ago, redrum52 said:Willing to wager? I don't think that's against the rules.
And out of curiosity, who is that lone win?
I think we might be able to pull out a victory against the Eagles but that's it. No wagers since that would be easy money for me. Just trust me on this!
This is a very easy game to predict. This is the start of the second slide as we drop 6 out of the next 7 to finish 6-10 as I predicted before the season began. Dallas will show why we aren't the number one defense in the NFL by putting up 200+ yards rushing and 250 yards passing in a rout 34-10. Cowboys win this one going away.
Yea we get a win against the hapless Browns but nobody should be celebrating. We are still going to be 6-10 this year. We won't be able to do much as an offense and Kessler will pass all over us . A rough and costly victory tonight for us ! 17-14 Ravens
Man you guys are freakin hilarious. 1 win over the Steelers when Roethlisberger was playing with one good leg and all of the sudden we are playing like SB winners. We get a win tonight against the winless Browns - WooooHoooo. Our final record is still going to be 6-10.
Again with our mediocre offensive talent this game becomes easy to predict. They have major stars , Roethlisberger, Bell, Williams, Brown, Bey , Timmons and Shazier. We have Justin Tucker. We can't run the ball. They can run all over the field. They have a precision passing attack. Joe Flacco will throw up a dud with a multiple interception game to boot because he will constantly be on his horse.. We have a mish mash of underachievers. They have 3 future hall of famers. This game is over at halftime . Roethlisberger will start but he will not finish the game but it doesn't matter. Final 34-17 Steelers.
49 minutes ago, ravens rule said:https://theringer.com/the-2016-redzone-power-rankings-acae8ab115ec#.23dbg4aav I can't even debate this smh.
Thanks for sharing this link. nuff said for sure!!
Don't expect it to get better any time soon either. We are freakin stuck!
It's Groundhog Day.
10 minutes ago, Edug27 said:You may be 100% right... But that doesn't stop fans from rooting for this team to win and discussing ways to attack the upcoming opponent.
I don't quite get what you're trying to achieve here with your posts. You're free to post whatever you'd like of course, but are you trying to convince us that this team isn't elite? I mean, we are all watching the games so that's not needed. Or are you trying to get everyone to turn against the front office as if a forum revolt can bring change in some way? Or is that how you deal with the frustration of a lackluster team? Just curious.
Valid questions and I will give you an answer.
We have suffered through a lot of lean years here in Ravensland. Through the Billick era we languished with all of his ego mania, through Boller we suffered on, through McNair, Testeverde, Dilfer, Zeier, Grbac, Cunningham and yes even Jim Harbaugh we have trudged through years and years of never having a fearsome offense . I mean NEVER. I'm sick and tired of Har-Ball. I'm nauseated by Ozzie's " plug up a hole with an over the hill guy for a year" and worry about it later method of putting a squad together and I've had enough of seeing us throw up these mediocre teams . I've had enough suffering.
We are working on 20 years here people!! I look around the league and I see the same teams year in and year out winning. Patriots, Broncos, Seahawks, Steelers Packers. Even our 2 SB winning years we were either a wild-card team or finished the year 10-6 and only won the division on a tie-breaker.
I would like to get the fans together and collectively say we are not gonna take this anymore and perhaps through our unity make some much needed change in the structure of our team.
If we can get the Flock flying in the same direction we can start a stampede and put an end to this madness. because if we don't we will be mired in mediocrity for years to come. I don't want us to be an NFL laughingstock like the Browns, Jets, Bears and Jaguars. We are better than that!
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