Dave Tieff

If your dreams don't make your friends laugh at you or look at you funny--they aren't big enough.

What month did you get married in, and how was the weather?

The smartest people I know are the ones that know they know the least.

Artificial tree or real tree?

As a football fan I had to vote for Ben Roethlisberger for the Pro Bowl. He's having a great year. Don't kill me Ravens fans, I'm really hoping he's in Hawaii to play in it.

Sobriety is sort of like the stock market. There's still ups and downs, but over time it gets better and better.

Today is a good day to resolve that thing that's been hanging over your head but you've been putting it off because you don't feel like thinking about it. You might not feel like thinking about it, but it's been bugging the [profanity deleted] out of your subconscious mind. Take care of it, you'll feel 50 lbs lighter.

Why do they call it a "watering hole?" No one is drinking water.

What is your favorite thing about the holiday season?

Music award shows are like bowl games--there's too many of them.~Troy Aikman (yesterday)

Be alive or step aside.

How long did you believe in Santa Claus?

What song best represents how you feel today?I'm going with Eyes of the World by the Grateful Dead.

What song best describes how you feel today?

What was your wedding song?

You don't have to hit rock bottom to kick an addiction--you just have to say "I'm done!" and mean it.

Being thankful on Thanksgiving is easy, what are you grateful for today?

There are plenty of critics out there, you don't need to be your own worst one.

Every person in your life is either moving you forward or holding you back. Lose the anchors.

BIG WIN!! 16-6, Defense was lights out!!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! Have a grateful holiday!!!!

11.23.11 Laughing Colors Set (*First time played since 1997)Clear Blue *Laughing ColorsSolution>Let Them Shine*Hard to TellJokerShadow ChildJigsaw>WrinkleAmerican BoyTelluride>Big 1 Small 1Sunrise HwyMercyStrange*AutumnThenWhy Feel Nothing *Good News From Beyond>7 Nation Army>RollSamhouse (w Kelly Bell on National Anthem)Encore: Mushroom>Long Train Running

How do you define success for yourself?(since no one can define it for you)

Would it be too much to ask the KC Chiefs to go on a short 2 game winning streak?

If you wanna smell the roses you have to watch out for the [profanity deleted].