SecretAgentMan

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  1. My evil plan is almost complete. *evil laugh*

    1. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      No. In the NFL draft I'm going to have the rights to one of the best prospects EVAR!!!!!-

    2. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Good luck with that.

    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      I already have Marquis Lee. I need to give him a friend :P

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  2. Not a dime I can't pay my rent, I can barely make it through the week.....

    1. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Yeah....

      But I spend my money on women and wine. But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night ;)

    2. Mt. Crushmore
    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      I got a dime, that's top of the line!

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  3. Must... Hold Off... From Posting... Mock Draft......

    1. jazz1988

      jazz1988

      Do it for the mock do it for the mock lol i got that from that funny video called do it for the vine

    2. Purple_ICE 81

      Purple_ICE 81

      You should post one...I think I speak for everyone when I say the draft needs to freakin get here.

    3. JO_75

      JO_75

      You have til May to post it.

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  4. Go get Martin if you ask me, and kick KO out to RT....Sign Montgomery and Clark. Take Niklas in round two and Monticrief in Round 3..... Call it an offseason.

    1. juanman7

      juanman7

      I had a really weird dream where it was the draft and we took Niklas in round one and joe don duncan in round 2 and i was really confused as to why we took tight ends in both round 1 and 2 and why we took joe don duncan so early as well as with Niklas, wild dream

    2. Sizzlebshu

      Sizzlebshu

      Ozzie please read this and do the exact opposite of what he says

    3. JoeyFlex5

      JoeyFlex5

      KO struggled at RT at times in his rookie year, and showed all pro talent from day 1 when he switched to guard. instead of searching for a RG, lets search for a RT to keep KO where hes at

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  5. Ew... The VMA's Miley Cyrus thing

    1. ravensdfan

      ravensdfan

      that was beyond ewww. It was so bad I'm surprised you weren't banned just for mentioning it. lol

    2. BALTIMOREFLACCO
    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Let's just stop talking about it.

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  6. My NBA team is going to suck

    1. 5superbowlsandproud!

      5superbowlsandproud!

      Don't worry. It couldn't be any worse than your NFL team. BURN! (Sorry I couldn't resist lol)

    2. SeaHawk

      SeaHawk

      You can't be any worse than mine lol... There's just not that deep of a talent pool in the NBA, and this draft illustrates that

    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Suck? That would be an understatement!

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  7. It's tearing me apart

    1. SeaHawk
    2. ROH522155

      ROH522155

      It's tearin up my heart when I'm with you, but when we are apart I feel it toooo.

    3. gabefergy

      gabefergy

      LMAO I had the exact same song in my head hahahaha

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  8. It's Just I'm Sitting on this Bar-stool, talking like a damn fool got the twelve O'Clock News Blues(What's New).... And I'm giving up hope for the afternoon soaps, and a bottle of cold brew.

    1. Cawtious

      Cawtious

      Is it any wonder I'm sane at all!

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Is it any wonder I've got too much *clap clap* time on my hands?(Damn this forum is time consuming)

    3. Cawtious

      Cawtious

      It's ticken' away with my sanity....I've got too much "clap clap" time on my hands, and it's tickin' away....tickin' away from me... Yep, pretty much

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  9. What I need to do is get back into the real world.

    1. The Raven

      The Raven

      How did you get out?

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Anti-socialism at it's finest my good friend....

    3. NFLfan123

      NFLfan123

      I cleared up the reporting thing (I trust you), and I'm welcome to help with anything else

  10. 2/3 AP DONE

    1. SeaHawk

      SeaHawk

      You're rebuilding Adrian Peterson again for this year? Is that the secret to that guy, you're the programmer for him??

    2. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      SAM should change his initias to ACL, then!

    3. SeaHawk

      SeaHawk

      Haha, next he'll say he's rebooting Megatron for the year too!

  11. Skip Bayless needs to learn to shut up

    1. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      You just realized that? :P

    2. jimmannion

      jimmannion

      Bayless needs to find new employment

    3. EvilWayz

      EvilWayz

      Couldn't agree more.

  12. They're taking the hobbits to Eisenguard

    1. The Raven

      The Raven

      It's spelled Isengard you ignorant swine.

    2. SecretAgentMan
    3. 52520Andrew

      52520Andrew

      What did you say?

  13. Well this is a story, all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down

    1. PuRock

      PuRock

      So you're originally from the City of Brotherly Love, eh?

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      No..... Been many a time and it's always fun

    3. JO_75

      JO_75

      I'd like to take a minute, so sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

  14. There's Only One Logical Solution. Fire Me.....

    1. CalvinSmoke

      CalvinSmoke

      Empty out your locker Sam

    2. BloodRaven
    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      *signs with the Packers and becomes a hall of famer

  15. Well, I woke up this morning, I rolled out of bed, I felt like a dog, kicked in the head. I checked all my mail and on a letter I read

    1. flaccopoe
    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Haha. It's a song lol

    3. Gordo52

      Gordo52

      I thought of the Beatles A day in the life for some reason when I read that

  16. I'm actually really excited for the future. If we can get Joe another weapon next year, and the oline improves, and Pitta comes back healty than this team will become instant contenders again. And naysayers believe Ozzie is the problem LMAO

    1. DomMcRaven

      DomMcRaven

      I am too. We have said this before: you give Flacco adequate time in the pocket and he will pick defenses apart. I know Ozzie must be thinking of this. To those who say that Ozzie is the problem, let me say that I've never smoked in my entire life, but pass me some of that stuff you're on.

    2. runamuk

      runamuk

      The team is fine we just need to fix the oline . Rice and flacco are good. Bad oilne poor offense

    3. cursona pirate

      cursona pirate

      and thats for any QB or offense.

  17. Whoever said I need to get a life was right because I lost my soul a long time ago

    1. cursona pirate

      cursona pirate

      *puts jar of SAM's soul on shelf*

    2. The Raven

      The Raven

      Have you tried retracing your steps?

    3. NFLfan123
  18. The Return

    1. Tank 92

      Tank 92

      Hopefully it's a good, injury free one.

    2. Tank 92

      Tank 92

      .....or were you referring to Tripgate?

  19. That's one way to fix the oline lol

  20. Future of #Mercia' is......

    1. PuRock

      PuRock

      Gutterballs.

    2. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Future (from Atlanta).

  21. Christmas = Legit Excuse to watch Christmas Vacation, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, and Home Alone!

    1. BALTIMOREFLACCO
    2. ravensdfan

      ravensdfan

      when you get older, you won't care about having an excuse to do what you want lol You'll just do it anyway!

  22. My songs know what you did in the DARK.

    1. Grendelwulf21

      Grendelwulf21

      I like it when they watch

    2. T3hRaven

      T3hRaven

      I am an arms dealer, fitting you with weapons in the form of words.

  23. Libson IS Red John. It all makes sense now

    1. beasy2487

      beasy2487

      Super duper spoiler alert lol

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Haha. That's just a guess lol

  24. Call Kenny Loggins cause you're in the DANGER ZONE

    1. JoeyFlex5

      JoeyFlex5

      lana.. lana.. LANAAAAA... *chuckles* daaangah zone

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Something something DANGA ZONE