SecretAgentMan

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  1. That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

  2. That's one way to fix the oline lol

  3. The Ides of May are Upon Me!

    1. T-ray

      T-ray

      Someone should look at what my name means on there. Look under "Tom" and then "Thomas"... haha, describes me perfectly

    2. PuRock

      PuRock

      I looked it up but I got distracted by the girl in the Snorg Tshirt ads...oh well

    3. T-ray
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  4. The Ides of May are Upon Me!

    1. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Hope you don't get stabbed in the back.

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      This is may.... Not March...

      This is worse.

  5. The Master Debate: Beatles vs Zepplin.....

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    2. SeaHawk

      SeaHawk

      Poe's favorite is Justin Beiber btw

    3. The Oakland Cathedral
    4. SeaHawk

      SeaHawk

      Hurricane, isn't your fave artist of all time a certain band called The Jonas Brothers?? That's what I thought you told me in PM's one night

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  6. The Pro Bowl is such a joke... A skills competition that includes everyone would be a better idea in all honesty.

    1. CalvinSmoke

      CalvinSmoke

      He got pretty close lol

    2. Tank 92

      Tank 92

      Actually this new format is pretty cool, although you do need a program to keep track who is playing for who! Much better than the past games.

    3. JoeyFlex5

      JoeyFlex5

      the players responded really well to the new format, I kinda thought they would too honestly

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  7. The Return is Near.................. Someone is coming back

  8. The Return

    1. Tank 92

      Tank 92

      Hopefully it's a good, injury free one.

    2. Tank 92

      Tank 92

      .....or were you referring to Tripgate?

  9. The worst thing ever is allergy medicine that doesn't work...

  10. There's Only One Logical Solution. Fire Me.....

    1. CalvinSmoke

      CalvinSmoke

      Empty out your locker Sam

    2. BloodRaven
    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      *signs with the Packers and becomes a hall of famer

  11. They're taking the hobbits to Eisenguard

    1. The Raven

      The Raven

      It's spelled Isengard you ignorant swine.

    2. SecretAgentMan
    3. 52520Andrew

      52520Andrew

      What did you say?

  12. Tuesday just might go my way. Can't get worse than yesterday

  13. Two Households, Both Alike In Dignity

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    2. flaccopoe
    3. PuRock

      PuRock

      No thank you. I don't smoke.

    4. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Can't tell if you're being serious or not...

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  14. We're Just Fighting About Fighting!

  15. We're Leaving Together. But Still it's fairwell

  16. Welcome to the flock!

    1. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      I wish you the best here, and in the NFL

  17. Well this is a story, all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down

    1. PuRock

      PuRock

      So you're originally from the City of Brotherly Love, eh?

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      No..... Been many a time and it's always fun

    3. JO_75

      JO_75

      I'd like to take a minute, so sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

  18. Well, here we go. Pitsburgh, and Roethlisberger. Most Analyst will put us down, but we play beter with that crap.... .

  19. Well, I woke up this morning, I rolled out of bed, I felt like a dog, kicked in the head. I checked all my mail and on a letter I read

    1. flaccopoe
    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Haha. It's a song lol

    3. Gordo52

      Gordo52

      I thought of the Beatles A day in the life for some reason when I read that

  20. What I need to do is get back into the real world.

    1. The Raven

      The Raven

      How did you get out?

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Anti-socialism at it's finest my good friend....

    3. NFLfan123

      NFLfan123

      I cleared up the reporting thing (I trust you), and I'm welcome to help with anything else

  21. Whoever said I need to get a life was right because I lost my soul a long time ago

    1. cursona pirate

      cursona pirate

      *puts jar of SAM's soul on shelf*

    2. The Raven

      The Raven

      Have you tried retracing your steps?

    3. NFLfan123
  22. Wonders if name change is in correlation with us losing.........

    1. The Raven

      The Raven

      I'm out of ideas to fix this, so I'm blaming you.

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      It's the only logical solution....

  23. Ya know. Day's like Today you enjoy being alone and having a couch to watch TV on. I'm so tired lol

    1. Bltravens

      Bltravens

      Not to get overly philosophical on a Friday night, or pretend to know whats happening with you, but its beyond comprehension just how much human beings can take without breaking when the right mind setting is there. Just can't lose sight of "purpose", whatever it may be in terms of "goodness."

      Now go drink some German beers, they're awesome lol.

    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Don't ask. Bad day lol. I'm literally lying on my couch exhausted haha.

      Tomorrow will be worse..

    3. Inqui

      Inqui

      I had a spectacularly bad day a few weeks ago, so I packed up my bags that night and spent the next 36 hours visiting a couple of quiet beach towns. The time worked wonders at clearing my head and drinking beer with some of the most beautiful backdrops in the country (not to mention the most peaceful) had its way of making my problems seem so small and so far away. Dunno if that would work for you, but it's always something you (or anyone else) could try.

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  24. You are on the clock :)

    1. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      You're on the clock with 2 straight picks.