SecretAgentMan

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  1. The Master Debate: Beatles vs Zepplin.....

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    2. SeaHawk

      SeaHawk

      Poe's favorite is Justin Beiber btw

    3. The Oakland Cathedral
    4. SeaHawk

      SeaHawk

      Hurricane, isn't your fave artist of all time a certain band called The Jonas Brothers?? That's what I thought you told me in PM's one night

  2. Two Households, Both Alike In Dignity

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    2. flaccopoe
    3. PuRock

      PuRock

      No thank you. I don't smoke.

    4. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Can't tell if you're being serious or not...

  3. Just a few growing pains.... Nothin more nothin less.

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    2. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      The Ravens should try plan to draft him then!

    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Not coming out this year. Dude is a tank...

      6'5 runs a 4.5 forty, can bench press as much as a DT, and an incredibly high motor. One hit and he destroyed Matt Barkleys draft stock...

    4. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Damn, you've almost matched my post total...

  4. New York Pizza vs Chicago Pizza. AND GO!

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    2. SeaHawk
    3. Militant X 1

      Militant X 1

      New York Pizza is KING! Always has been and always will be! Often imitated but never duplicated!!

    4. FJX
  5. #DraftJarvisJones

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    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      *Atlanta.... Autocorrect sucks

    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      The Ravens should make a long run with Ray Lewis expected back by January.

    4. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      IK. And with Flacco. But a stud pass rusher is a nice addition

  6. Oh the weather outside is frightful.....

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    2. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      You know I already got courtside seats to the Warriors series!

    3. SecretAgentMan
    4. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Should I bring an onion? ;)

  7. #StefonDiggs2015

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    2. Challenge Accepted

      Challenge Accepted

      I think we're set at LB for a while lol

    3. T3hRaven

      T3hRaven

      More like Brandon Ivory 2015.

    4. PolishRifle

      PolishRifle

      Ozzie Newsome is an Alabama guy...why do we even scout anymore?

  8. The Ides of May are Upon Me!

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    2. T-ray

      T-ray

      Someone should look at what my name means on there. Look under "Tom" and then "Thomas"... haha, describes me perfectly

    3. PuRock

      PuRock

      I looked it up but I got distracted by the girl in the Snorg Tshirt ads...oh well

    4. T-ray
  9. I have a brand new drinking game for the adults. Take a shot every time they say the words "Flacco" and "Elite" in the same sentence

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    2. BALTIMOREFLACCO
    3. poescrows

      poescrows

      If we're talkin' the general media, you won't be doin' much drinkin! smh

    4. Purple Nurple
  10. Go ahead... Make my Day

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    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      That's too much work!

    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      (Sexist remark removed)

    4. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      No no no.... Wrong time Poe. Wrong Time.

  11. Food>People

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    2. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Mad you didn't get the cannibalism joke.

    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Mad you would even make that joke :P

    4. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Mad you would make this Update but not anticipate said joke.

  12. The Pro Bowl is such a joke... A skills competition that includes everyone would be a better idea in all honesty.

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    2. CalvinSmoke

      CalvinSmoke

      He got pretty close lol

    3. Tank 92

      Tank 92

      Actually this new format is pretty cool, although you do need a program to keep track who is playing for who! Much better than the past games.

    4. JoeyFlex5

      JoeyFlex5

      the players responded really well to the new format, I kinda thought they would too honestly

  13. Sister Christian oh the Time has come

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    2. poescrows

      poescrows

      You know those boys

      Don't want to play no more with you

      It's true

    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      You're Motoring. What's your price for flight? In finding Mr. Right? You'll be alright.. Tonight

    4. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Babe you know you're growing up so fast!

  14. Mama... Just killed a man. Put a gun agaisnt his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead

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    2. PuRock

      PuRock

      Dude, you should try and make it to the border before you get pinned.

    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      AARON HERNANDEZ!

    4. Grendelwulf21

      Grendelwulf21

      You guys are too funny

  15. I'm a Cowboy, On a Steel Horse I Ride.

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    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

      *complicated guitar riff*

    3. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      Which you no doubt mangled. :P

    4. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Yep, I'm a Jukebox Hero ;)

  16. Joe Flacco sucks! He should be benched and Tyrod should go in for him! ;)

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    2. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      He was trying to say you were trying too hard to be sarcastic.

    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Oh, well in that case he's right lol

    4. SeaHawk

      SeaHawk

      I agree, with the only exception being that we should add Troy Smith. Drop Ray Rice. Bench Flacco, put in Smith. Thoughts on any moves??

  17. Can I go out on a limb and say that Lorde's Cover of "everybody wants to rule the world" is the worst thing ever?

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    2. T3hRaven

      T3hRaven

      There's always something worse.

      Until you get to Selfie.

      That's the worst song ever made.

    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      When Jason was at the table....

    4. YYZ66

      YYZ66

      Well dude, I've never heard that, but find it hard to believe it's worse than the Mighty, Mighty Bosstones version of Detroit Rock City.

  18. And the winner is....

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    2. PuRock

      PuRock

      Father Time. He always wins. Its just not fair.

    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      You are all wrong. It's Chuck Norris. Father Time slows everyone else down. Chuck Norris slows down Father Time

    4. PuRock

      PuRock

      Give me 15 years on that, and we'll see the ultimate victor.

  19. 11 days........

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    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      It has to be in Canada. If the MD cops catch me drinking I'm screwed!

      :P

    3. PuRock

      PuRock

      Don't worry, we'll just be drinking milk.

    4. PuRock

      PuRock

      The maids of course. They'll be busy.

  20. Our season is over guys... Don't even bother ;)

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    2. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      I'm considering, deleting that SEA :P

    3. Cville-Raven

      Cville-Raven

      lol Seahawk, I like the "QBs talking on facebook" reference

    4. SeaHawk

      SeaHawk

      Lol, well thank you kindly!! And go ahead, delete it SAM... wouldn't be anything that I'm not used to on this site... lol

  21. Play on words with Song Titles: Less Than Numbers. Guess the Song.

  22. You're Tearing Me Apart Lisa!

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    2. SeaHawk
    3. IH EART DA RAVENS

      IH EART DA RAVENS

      Maybe next season the Ravens will play football...in tuxedos!

    4. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Haha. Yes...

      Great idea Denny

  23. Ya know. Day's like Today you enjoy being alone and having a couch to watch TV on. I'm so tired lol

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    2. Bltravens

      Bltravens

      Not to get overly philosophical on a Friday night, or pretend to know whats happening with you, but its beyond comprehension just how much human beings can take without breaking when the right mind setting is there. Just can't lose sight of "purpose", whatever it may be in terms of "goodness."

      Now go drink some German beers, they're awesome lol.

    3. SecretAgentMan

      SecretAgentMan

      Don't ask. Bad day lol. I'm literally lying on my couch exhausted haha.

      Tomorrow will be worse..

    4. Inqui

      Inqui

      I had a spectacularly bad day a few weeks ago, so I packed up my bags that night and spent the next 36 hours visiting a couple of quiet beach towns. The time worked wonders at clearing my head and drinking beer with some of the most beautiful backdrops in the country (not to mention the most peaceful) had its way of making my problems seem so small and so far away. Dunno if that would work for you, but it's always something you (or anyone else) could try.

  24. FIRE CASTILLO

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    2. jazz1988
    3. cursona pirate
    4. YYZ66

      YYZ66

      I hear there's an opening at USC. I hope Castillo is getting his resume together.

  25. You're on the clock :D

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    2. flaccopoe

      flaccopoe

      What are your thoughts on WIS' 2-game slide?

    3. easternshore97

      easternshore97

      Wow...you found a way to try to get me out of my incognito state. Thanks for thinking of me.

      I told someone before the game, the problem with UW right now is that Jared Abbrederus - a guy that is 1st round potential, one that could very well land in Baltimore if we are smart, is all by himself in that offense. Yeah there's a TE2 that's playing, not sure when to expect Jacob Pedersen back (he's the TE1) but JA is the only real legitimate passing threat. Even when covered...

    4. easternshore97

      easternshore97

      Not sure if you can see my whole response or no. Guess there may be a cutoff on characters.

      If so, all I was saying is they need a 2nd WR to help and then the team will be better. Not crazy bout our QB but even Johnny Football would only look for JA