Baltimore RAYvens

Anyone want to go see a Bowie Baysox game on April 22nd while helping Peake out? Buy your tickets today online and use the promo code "DRUMS" to get box seats for just $14!

Stop crying about how "bad" your life is. If it's really that bad shut up and doing something to change it

How long should it take somebody, before they can be someONE

I told myself that you were right for me, now i feel so lonely in your company

Everyone says some day you'll find Misses Right, what they don't tell you is that her first name is "Always"

When vegans hand me a piece of Tofu and tell me it tastes just like chicken, all I can think is "Wow. You forgot what chicken tastes like"

This is the point where I get mad and tell you I can't forget the past

"I will straight up leave your [profanity deleted], and you'll be the one who's left missing me"

Never realized how fantastic shoes were until today. My feet hurt soooooo bad

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

I wonder what world changing event is going to happen to me this Wednesday...

What if God never intended us to have oral sex? What if every time it's happening God is looking down saying "What are they doing!?! They're not supposed to eat it... that's why I put hair on it"

If I were to die tonight, would it tear you apart?

Someone shoot me

Here's to the laughter, the tears, and the sweat. And here's to the things that I'd like to forget. Here's to the year that was worse than all other eighteen. I can't wait for 2011 to be gone, to start my slate clean. The end of the world in 2012? Bring it on, I've already been through hell

Relieved? Not quite the word

Anyone want to buy some Yankee candles? A portion of the proceeds help pay for Peake. They make a great mothers day present

Feel asleep in the MRI machine. Now I have pictures of my brain.

Guess what. Peake is tomorrow

Just leaving work... mind blown

I AM IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM INVOLVED IN ANY SORT OF [profanity deleted]DOM!!!!

I thought I knew what love was, what do I know? Those days are gone forever, I should just let 'em go now

[profanity deleted] you. Get back and your elephant and ride back to your 7-11. Get out of here and stop telling me how to do my job

I write my best essays at 1 in the morning while listening to Radiohead

Nap, puke, repeat. Any bets on how many times I do this today? I'm already at 4 cycles