Baltimore RAYvens

Please don't look right through me, hurts my heart when you do that to me

Relieved? Not quite the word

[profanity deleted] you. Get back and your elephant and ride back to your 7-11. Get out of here and stop telling me how to do my job

Feel asleep in the MRI machine. Now I have pictures of my brain.

What if God never intended us to have oral sex? What if every time it's happening God is looking down saying "What are they doing!?! They're not supposed to eat it... that's why I put hair on it"

Everyone says some day you'll find Misses Right, what they don't tell you is that her first name is "Always"

I told myself that you were right for me, now i feel so lonely in your company

Just leaving work... mind blown

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones... or [profanity deleted]e in the daytime

Some girls are pretty, and funny and smart. They lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart. They can talk about science, and music and art. They can put you together and tear you apart. But don't these women, don't you dare. They'll force to trust them, and love them and care, and then they'll be gone, and you'll be aware, of that big hole in your heart that that big [profanity deleted] left there

I thought I knew what love was, what do I know? Those days are gone forever, I should just let 'em go now

Here's to the laughter, the tears, and the sweat. And here's to the things that I'd like to forget. Here's to the year that was worse than all other eighteen. I can't wait for 2011 to be gone, to start my slate clean. The end of the world in 2012? Bring it on, I've already been through hell

If I were to die tonight, would it tear you apart?

There comes a point when a man has taken so much [profanity deleted] he can't take any more, backed into the metaphorical corner. It's at this time he either gives up, or fights for what he believes he needs with every last ounce of energy he has.

I know I hate Christmas, but every year I'm reminded just how much and why

Playing Mario party with my dad and brothers, and I managed to shed blood...

I'd much rather have a nightmare than a dream. After a nightmare I wake up and I have my arms and legs, and no ones chasing me. But after I wake up from a dream, my [profanity deleted]ty life seems even worse

I wonder what world changing event is going to happen to me this Wednesday...

"I will straight up leave your [profanity deleted], and you'll be the one who's left missing me"

How long should it take somebody, before they can be someONE

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Someone shoot me

It's one thing to have a choice and not want to. It's another thing to not be able to even if you wanted

Direct deposit didn't go through... still broke

Peake 1 is on the road