Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones... or [profanity deleted]e in the daytime
What if God never intended us to have oral sex? What if every time it's happening God is looking down saying "What are they doing!?! They're not supposed to eat it... that's why I put hair on it"
When a girl tells you about her problems, it doesn't mean she's complaining, it means she trusts you. It also means you've been trapped in the friend zone
When vegans hand me a piece of Tofu and tell me it tastes just like chicken, all I can think is "Wow. You forgot what chicken tastes like"