Baltimore RAYvens

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  1. This is the point where I get mad and tell you I can't forget the past

  2. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones... or [profanity deleted]e in the daytime

  3. What do we want? A cure for tourettes!When do we want it? [profanity deleted]!

  4. What if God never intended us to have oral sex? What if every time it's happening God is looking down saying "What are they doing!?! They're not supposed to eat it... that's why I put hair on it"

  5. When a girl tells you about her problems, it doesn't mean she's complaining, it means she trusts you. It also means you've been trapped in the friend zone

  6. When vegans hand me a piece of Tofu and tell me it tastes just like chicken, all I can think is "Wow. You forgot what chicken tastes like"

  7. You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness