Baltimore RAYvens

"An orphan learns the truth about his past after enrolling in a school of magic."Really ABC? That's the best sentence you could use to summarize the Sorcerers Stone?

"I will straight up leave your [profanity deleted], and you'll be the one who's left missing me"

[profanity deleted] you. Get back and your elephant and ride back to your 7-11. Get out of here and stop telling me how to do my job

Anyone wanna get together and play some football at Alpha Ridge tomorrow around noon?

Anyone want to buy some Yankee candles? A portion of the proceeds help pay for Peake. They make a great mothers day present

Anyone want to go see a Bowie Baysox game on April 22nd while helping Peake out? Buy your tickets today online and use the promo code "DRUMS" to get box seats for just $14!

BUY OUR RAFFLE TICKETS (ONLY $5 each)!!! Prizes:1. 32" LCD TV2. Xbox 360 & Kinect Combo3. $150 Visa Gift CardCause: Help Chesapeake Percussion members pay off their dues, and help the ensemble buy new harnesses for the snares, tenors, and bases as well as purchase new front ensemble equipment such as marimbas and vibes.

Capitalization is key the difference between helping your uncle [profanity deleted] a horse, and helping your Uncle [profanity deleted] a horse

Direct deposit didn't go through... still broke

Everyone says some day you'll find Misses Right, what they don't tell you is that her first name is "Always"

Feel asleep in the MRI machine. Now I have pictures of my brain.

Feels like death

Girl, the only thing I want to change about you is your last name and address

Good 2012 debut with Peake last night; 79.3. To all those local that missed it, there's a show this upcoming weekend at Meade High School. Come out and see the awesomeness

Great weather to drive a trailer in...

Guess what. Peake is tomorrow

Having Timeline and seeing how much I've changed in the 2 years being out of high school is somewhat frightening.

Here's to the laughter, the tears, and the sweat. And here's to the things that I'd like to forget. Here's to the year that was worse than all other eighteen. I can't wait for 2011 to be gone, to start my slate clean. The end of the world in 2012? Bring it on, I've already been through hell

How long should it take somebody, before they can be someONE

I ♥ Double Stuff Oreos!

I AM IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM INVOLVED IN ANY SORT OF [profanity deleted]DOM!!!!

I don't have time to be sick right now

I know I hate Christmas, but every year I'm reminded just how much and why

I love your [profanity deleted], I love your eyes, I wanna get between your thighs

I thought I knew what love was, what do I know? Those days are gone forever, I should just let 'em go now