Black n Purple Express

My cousin was so happy she got a blackberry she showed me it's nothing to me. Imma let her enjoy that crackberry.

"Romo settles on $1,575,000 contract with Giants", this article TOTALLY threw me off.

She speeding to get the hot link done broke free from the locker room.

Does anyone WATCH the Pro Bowl?

My little cousin said I can use her potty! Lmbo.

#HouseofPayne got me welling up at 6:09 AM! SMH!

Sleepy but....I need my notebook up and running. I can't sleep until I have my notebook in a working state. #Techie

The Jingle Punks Hipster Orchestra - #WOW AMAZING!

Thunderstorms?! In Winter?! This weather is bipolo for real.

Gonna grab something to eat and convert this video and look over my cards.

Only had 2 players that had a game yesterday and I racked up 167 in points. Lol

These [profanity deleted] customers are getting on my nerves!! Stop CALLING!

Well Pagano is gone. Any of you other teams want Cam? [taps mic]

[picks up phone, set nap from 2-4. Snooze 10 minutes]

Happy Birthday to @TorreySmithWR #RavenNation

Damn You Auto Correct!

So looking forward to my 2nd cruise. Imma be ALL over that ship again. #note2self 2 way radios. Imma need them. I need n-n-na-na need it.

I can't stand work with my driver NATE! He's a pain in the [profanity deleted]!!!!!!!!!!!!! A MF pain in the [profanity deleted]!

And that's Keya's uncle. Llaf.

This voicemail is replaying over in my head. That's even more messed up I RARELY answer my phone and I hardly ever check my VM. That's bad.

How many #Ravens gonna be in the All Star....I mean Pro Bowl game now? No Haloti nor Reed.

I am parched about to take this good walk down to the kitchen and get up in this juice.

Too bad I'm at work and Luyonce is in town! SMH...this don't make no kind of sense!

Want to welcome my ex-cousin baby cousin into the world with a song, #nowsinging "Dirty Pop". She MIGHT get me for this. Lol

You got my video txt @KeyaReloaded?