Okay so here is my other worst restaurant experience.
My wife is from Massachusetts. She still has family and friends up there so we are up there pretty regularly.
Well one time we are up there, we spent the day on the cape, hanging out on the beach. So of course I am craving seafood. So we get one of those "tourist flyers" ya know what I mean? We find a great place on the way home. I can't remember the name, but the name implied seafood.
So we get there and this place is on the end of a pier. It is surrounded on three sides by not only water but boats as well. I am getting very excited, thinking I am going to be eating something that was swimming an hour ago.
I pop open the menu and I look....... and I look....... and I look.......
A tuna salad sub.
That is it for seafood.
Oh they have s "surf and turf" let me get the lowdown on that. I ask the waitress " What is the surf and turf? "
She says, " It is a hotdog with a quahog " ( that is a clam )
So I am waithing for her to smile, or laugh or say "just kidding. "
Nope. Nothing. Not a grin. Not a smirk. Not a guffaw. Nothing.
I am surrounded on three sides with water and the best you can muster up for me is Starkist or a freaking clam !?!?!?!