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take this hammy off my belt & spank [profanity deleted]s til they mommy come..

Pull the hammy out like, BAM HOE..

Good Luck Trying To Find Someone Who Cares Like I Did, Who Understands You Like I Do, Who Is Forgiving Like I Am, And When You Realize, There's No One Out There Like Me, I Won't Be Where You Left Me - Drake

i need a little trim and line up on the back of my head, can anybody help me?

Ricky Williams Fumbles way too much.. that [profanity deleted] [profanity deleted]in' irritates the [profanity deleted] out of me...

One of my biggest regrets took place today.. and that's saying a lot, because sure there's little things here and there we all want to re-do, but I don't regret much...

@HDofBearfaced said it best #ThankYou

i'd make a great fighter.. i'm way strong for my size, and i'm only a solid 140 right now, which means i'd fight in the 135 division.. oowwwiieeee!

for the last [profanity deleted] time... NO, my tattoos do not affect my ability to get a job.. i wear long sleeves nearly every day anyways.. i wear long sleeves whenever i go in to apply and yes i'm going to wear them every day at work. but thanks for your concern.

“I’m not dead, I’m just mackin.” says Too $hort, yesterday, after reports of him being dead surfaced, and quickly spread all over the net.

bored.. -__-

What the [profanity deleted] is this?! How are the Patriots, AND the Texans (yes the team that we already Spanked) ranked ahead of us in the AFC standings? When the Steelers beat the Pats, and we beat the Steelers, Twice..... that's a bit odd...

"If I had a nickel for every time I said "Why me?" I'd have probably said "Why me?" more often."

i need a haircut again already -__-

WHOOOOOOO!!! Ravens!

got 'Reason 5', don't know [profanity deleted] about this software.. LOL

somebody should hit me up and get me out of this house before i destroy something...

no patience for stupid [profanity deleted] today..

one thing that boils my blood is when people think they can talk to me like i'm stupid..... [profanity deleted], i'm the kid that the other "smart" kids cheat off of...

Football @ WinCo Park at 3:30. the more heads the merrier!

"Now please excuse my French on this one, but.. [profanity deleted] YOU."

Goodmorning Everybody!

[profanity deleted] around and leave the scene with some holes in your body, you [profanity deleted]-made [profanity deleted] sucka..... LOL

Ravens, you stupid [profanity deleted]... how do you always find some way to lose to weak [profanity deleted] teams, immediately after we beat the Elite Teams in our Conference? like, what the heck?

Big Football Game @ Center, right now.. i heard there's like 10 or more people already out there..