I really liked the Ray Lewis/Triple H comparison. Triple H is a ring general, Ray Lewis is a football field general. The other ones didn't ring with me, but whatever it's a joke article anyway. (Hines Ward = The Rock? Um no.) So how about some Elimination Chamber predictions for tomorrow? This is the card: John Cena Vs Randy Orton Vs R-Truth Vs John Morrison Vs CM Punk Vs Sheamus - Raw Elimination Chamber for the #1 Contender Edge Vs Rey Mysterio Vs Drew McIntyre Vs Kane Vs Wade Barret Vs ??? - Smackdown Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship The Miz Vs Jerry Lawler - WWE Championship. Kofi Kingston Vs Alberto Del Rio Santino Marella and Vladmir Koslov Vs Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel - WWE Tag Team Championship I'm thinking John Cena wins the Raw EC, Edge wins the Smackdown EC, Miz retains with help (because having your champion be unable to beat a 60 year old man clean is really cool), Del Rio beats Kofi, and The Corre wins the tag belts. What I'd LIKE to have happen is Morrison wins the Raw EC to set up Miz/Morrison, Christian returns and wins the Smackdown EC to set up Christian/Edge/Del Rio at WM27, and for Miz to beat Lawler CLEAN.