Malkavian Raven

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  3. Posted · Edited by CosmicRedPanda · Report post

    I actually pay for all of our cats.

    We run our house like an adoption agency. We'll adopt them from the pound, as they have a tendency to put them down if they're not adopted within 6 weeks. We get them tested for FIV and leukemia. If they pass both of those, we get them spayed/neutered, declawed, dewormed and microchipped. Then, we start in on getting them housebroken. Once done, we take them to a "no kill" animal shelter which posts all their animals online.

    We get all the costly stuff out of the way, so it takes no time for them to be adopted. And who wouldn't pay $30 for a cat that has all the work already done??

    Our Maine-[profanity deleted] cat we had, Jack, we dropped him off back in September -- he was adopted within 15 minutes. Rufus and Izzy were both adopted the same day they were dropped -- they were adopted as a pair.

    The best part is, we get updates for all o the animals we've adopted and sent to the no-kill shelter. Jack is living with a vet, even has his own 'cat room', just for him. Rufus and Izzy were adopted by a family with two young children who each wanted their own cat.

    I'm never getting rid of my Tortie though. I love Raven waaay too much.

    ~ Cosmic

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    Amazingly weak. :P

    It doesn't matter how low the limbo bar is set, I will always find a way to undermine it just a little more.

    Two dogs walk into a bar. One of the dogs realizes they are the only two wearing collars. He looks to the other dog and whispers, "I think we're in a STRAY bar."

    ~ Cosmic

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    I refuse to watch anything that is "like Friends." Or "like Seinfeld."

    I have the perfect LOLCat for your reaction to that picture. But it has naughty language. Technically. Feh.

    And yes, I do have a LOLCat for every situation. Every. Situation.

    Don't know what you're missing.

    Watching Matthew Perry throw fruit at Terrell Owens, totally worth it!

    ~ Malkavian Raven

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    Izzy is an extra toes kitteh?!?!

    By the way, my face totes melted after seeing this one -

    Yes, ma'am. Izzy has her some extra goes. It's really creepy when she has all four paws on one side of a clothes hamper. Next time she does it, I'll try to get a picture. She is a moody kitteh as well; her and Raven both.

    Rufus is a big ol' fatty, his food bowl is always "empty" in his eyes. As for Jack, he just wants to lay in your lap and not ever let you up.

    ~ Malkavian Raven

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  20. Posted · Edited by Malkavian Raven · Report post

    My Raven is a Tortoiseshell. Jack is a Maine C-o-o-n. Rufus is a Buff. Izzy is a Polydactyl (Mitten Kitten).

    ~ Malkavian Raven

    Word of advice for anyone wanting cat, get a male. Females get moody as they get older... or at least mine did.

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