Malkavian Raven

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    Why are people's status updates so weird these days?

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice? Tumbling down the rabbit hole?

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    Why are people's status updates so weird these days?

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      There is no spoon... And there are no forums...

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    Why are people's status updates so weird these days?

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Try asking a physicist to define "reality". All the formulas in the world can't argue with solipsism.

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    Why are people's status updates so weird these days?

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Memes are reserved to the Dump Thread only! (in Lucius Fox voice): Didn't you get the memo? You have been warned! *LOL*

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    Why are people's status updates so weird these days?

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      @Pu: Perhaps it's time that we tell him that none of us are really here. That these forums (and the internet, computers and his entire world) are figments of his imagination? That he's really in a padded room?

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    Why are people's status updates so weird these days?

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Just poking fun, D.

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    Why are people's status updates so weird these days?

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      I rest my case.

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    Why are people's status updates so weird these days?

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Display's off his meds again. Alert the white coats with the butterfly nets.

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  9. CalvinSmoke

    Finally settled and with internet... Feels like I've been in prison

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      *thinks you really were in prison and are trying to bluff us into thinking you weren't*

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  10. BloodRaven

    It's impossible to change gun laws. Nothing will change.

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Just look at the United Kingdom. Guns are illegal, you need a permit to even own a BB gun - but somehow, people are still dying from gun related crimes. Far fewer than the States, but still... Guns, like alcohol & marijuana, aren't going anywhere any time soon.

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  11. BloodRaven

    It's impossible to change gun laws. Nothing will change.

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      It's not the laws that are the problems, it's the criminals that don't abide by them.

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  12. CalvinSmoke

    travling without internets... all posts are from phone. amd o yes there will be typos :P

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Feed Count: 1

      Typo Count: 3

      Typos get the "W" this round. Well played phone, well played.

  13. ravensdfan

    I can admit when I was wrong. Was wrong about the O's. They came to play this season! Go O's!

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      I don't watch MLB intensely, but have noticed trends over the years. Orioles always start off hot, but after the All-Star break they just fall to pieces. Hopefully, that is not the case this year.

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  14. xxDarby

    I had faith in Oz when we chose CJ round 1 and i even warmed up to him, but this draft has been absolute crap. You finally choose a TE and he could be had later. Oz you took that comp and fell flat on your face with it. I'm sorrry Oz. Maybe your turn it around but I seriously think you are scared of offensive skill players. All you do is replace our holes with old people with a few years left in the tank at best and draft late round people. Do you ever stop to wonder why our offence was g...

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Darby, just have a little faith in Oz and give Kubiak's offense a chance. The reality is, we won't know how well we did in the draft until about midway through the season and it goes without saying, by that time, it's too late to go back and change it. While I personally have not been overwhelmed with the picks, I wouldn't say that I'm disappointed in them either.

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  15. NebraskaRavensFan44

    Does Pitta need a new nickname, because we have 4 white TE's now.

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      The American Express doesn't make any sense considering the "everywhere you want to be" thing is actually Visa.

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  16. Hardbaugh

    Flacco is in over his head. His demands to be compensated for far more than his value as a player will undermine this team for years to come.

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      For instance, Joe's cap hit this year is only $6.8M, that includes signing bonus. T-Sizzle is nearly DOUBLE that with $13.02M this year. Why can't he close out games when our offense gives them the lead?

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  17. Hardbaugh

    Flacco is in over his head. His demands to be compensated for far more than his value as a player will undermine this team for years to come.

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Please educate yourself and go look at how Flacco's contract is structured. I'm sure there are guys on this team being paid a whole lot more than he is right now for this season.

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  18. RavensReck27

    We have two great Running Backs, and arguably the best Fullback in the league. We have Yanda and two giants for tackles. So why is our run game slacking? Because of the play calling! A repetition of right up the middle is so unhealthy for a good run game. They need to switch it up and keep defenses guessing! There needs to be stretch plays, and pitches, and counters etc. That is why the teams that use the read option are so successful with the run game (Eagles, Seahawks, Redski...

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Let Rice bounce it to the outside, let Pierce run it up the gut. Let Leach create the holes. Same scheme we ran with Rice & McGahee. (I miss Willis at times.)

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  19. BloodRaven

    I'm starting to daydream about GTA V while I'm working.

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Just try not to act on those GTA V impulses.

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  20. radicals

    It's okay if the Patriots are dropping passes left and right. They have young receivers that are still learning. They will be okay. The Ravens drop passes, too? Oh well that just proves Joe Flacco isn't elite! He is terrible. He doesn't deserve $120 million. Ravens will go 3-13

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Haters gonna hate. Might as well hate on us.

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  21. Sizzlebshu

    I really don't know why people are making such a big deal about tomorrow's game. We are going to win in blowout fashion. Peyton as good as he is, had better defense in Indy than he will tomorrow. Ravens 34, Broncos 17

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      I hope your optimism pays off. Go Ravens!

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  22. BloodRaven

    Ben Affleck has been cast as the new Batman.

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Two words: Daredevil *puke*

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  23. big daddy ray

    I've had this account since 07 and just posted today haha

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Today was too soon. Delete said post and "Try Again Later". :P Welcome back?

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  24. BloodRaven

    Joe Linta should be strapped to a rocket and flown into the sun.

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      Not my fault there's a bandwidth limit.

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  25. BloodRaven

    Joe Linta should be strapped to a rocket and flown into the sun.

    1. Malkavian Raven

      Malkavian Raven

      *snickers* Yeah, I guess it was kind of long-winded. And I meant "rookie contract", not rookie season.

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