Malkavian Raven

Admit it... that's your cat! ~ Malk Like the shortened version of my name? It's hip!

I think it was just your backslash being in the wrong spot. ~ Malkavian Raven

Appears your backslash is in the wrong place first of all. But usually there needs to be some kind of a software update for it to appear. Let me know if you can see the image below.

CHA-CHING! ~ Malkavian Raven Never gets old. Poor MissK...

Yeah, not sure what is up with the cats and plastic bags thing. My oldest does it all the time, she just sits there and chews for an hour. Weirdo. The other one you have to watch out for, he sneaks into the laundry dryer or laundry basket and lays on the warm clothes, making sure to get all of his cat hair on them before you have a chance to fold them. Not to mention, he lays down some stinkers in the litter box. He actually stunk me out of the room once. ~ Malkavian Raven

Well, thanks for completely bumming me out. ~ Malkavian Raven

I've been fortunate enough that nearly all major physical injuries I've sustained have been to my left leg. I broke my ankle & dislocated knee when I tried to catch myself while falling off a tilting twelve-foot ladder. Then, the infamous hairline fracture from my knee to my ankle (coupled with blood poisoning) from getting it smashed in a moving car door and drug down the side of a brick garage. Fun fun! Aside from that, the only other injury I've had was a concussion I received my step-father slamming my head into a garage door. Didn't even know I had a concussion until a few days later at a track meet during the one-mile relay, I got dizzy, collapsed and blacked out. Anywho, I'm always careful with my left leg when I do everything that involves any kind of knee movement or jumping. Not to mention it kills me when it rains. (Thank you, Isaac.) Stay healthy and stay safe! ~ Malkavian Raven

Say WHAT again! Say WHAT one more <profanity deleted> time! ~ Malkavian Raven What?

Kitty needs to learn to just go inside and order. ~ Malkavian Raven Always order fries without salt.

I take it the winning team is from an area with a lot of students, whereas the other team is a small town school. Kind of what we've got here in Rushville, we got decent players -- but we can't compete against the likes of Franklin, Greensburg & Shelbyville. Rushville is lucky to have over 500 students in each school. Where the other three have over that many in each grade. A bigger pool to find talented players in and a more funded athletic program. ~ Malkavian Raven

Am I the only one that watches that video and thinks that would be a great substitute for dodgeball? ~ Malkavian Raven

You can't blame the officials for trying to help out the other team. I mean... 55-13... come on coach, put in the 8th stringers. ~ Malkavian Raven

Just remember, it all starts with one... just one... next thing you know, you've got eighty of them! And then... this happens... X 80 ~ Malkavian Raven And they're not talking about Pitta Hut either!

Good luck washing off the cat urine smell. ~ Malkavian Raven

Now, were they booing the officials? or the players? Sometimes it's hard to tell. ~ Malkavian Raven Yes... the unicorn cat!

That good, huh? ~ Malkavian Raven Replacement Refs for President...s!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLVWeye57cE And here all of you thought that you loved cats... ~ Malkavian Raven

High school wasn't so bad. We had an a la carte line, I just went got those rectangular pizzas every day with raspberry blue slushie to drink. Middle school and elementary school on the other hand, all the food tasted the same -- like the north end of a southbound skunk. ~ Malkavian Raven PS: I couldn't agree more with your signature! +1!

Oh no, it's not that. It's all these hicks showing up with their shotguns that are scaring them off. Let the aliens land please! They are here to pick me up! ~ Malkavian Raven

Pssh, you should watch those Animal Hoarders -- those people are nasty!!! They had one episode where the husband was actually living in the basement because of all of his wife's cats. The cats were so numerous, their urine was soaking through the floor into the basement ceiling. Then another episode, the woman actually got all excited when her daughter got home from school. The woman had like 80 cats living in and around a trailer, and as soon as her daughter walks in, she says -- "You're not going to believe it. There was only three pounds of cat poop this morning." WOW!! Only three pounds!! They must be starving to the point they are eating their own feces!! Unbelievable.... just... unbelievable... ~ Malkavian Raven Still waiting on the UFOs to pick me up...

Tony Hawk would be proud. So would Tony The Tiger! ~ Malkavian Raven