A reporter would never be allowed to ask those questions. They are very guarded and if someone were to ask questions like that, First, Harbs would be all over them then they wouldn't be invited back again. Trust me. Even if someone could get those questions out, you know the answers would be generic. Here's the answers to your questions, as the talking heads would have it.......
-"Are you afraid we'll lose fans?" - No, our fans are the best in the world, they know football and they love our team.
-"What's you stance on Flacco's performance?"- He did a great job for us but we have to give him more time in the pocket.
-"If you agree this was Joes' worst season, how do you plan on making Joe play with passion, like he used to?" - I don't agree this was Joe's worst season. Joe has more passion than almost anyone on the team and no one wants to win more than him, no one. You all know that isn't Joe's style. We love him for his cool demeanor and it has served us well many times. He also passed for over 4000yds this season so that doesn't sound like it was his worst season to me.
-"Isn't is a shame that SSS had to go out this way?" - Ya, I'm sure Steve would have liked to get a ring upon his departure however, Steve has been playing for a lot of years and knows that getting that ring is the hardest thing to do in Football. Steve of all people deserve it but it's just not what was meant to be. He has had an illustrious career and will most likely be in the HOF. If you were to ask him, I think he'd say, his legacy is more important than how many rings he's gotten.
-"What has happened to convince you that Harbs is washed up?" - John's not washed up by any means. It's not easy being a HC, there's a lot of moving pieces and we feel John has done an admirable job in keeping the ship running in the right direction. It's a journey and one that will ride with John.
Shorty after this interview, Mr Reporter would be taken to the side and [profanity slapped! He'd be reporting on the Carolina Panthers next season.