'twas the night before closing
and all through the board,
the posters were plotting,
to join with the hoard;
The roasting was planned
by a poster with care,
in hopes to make fun
of those in despair.
The people were poised
with their phones and their drinks,
as shirtless pics were shared
and one guy critiqued:
'lack of that muscle,
the fast twitch galore. You aren't an alpha, let me show you my roar'
And, with posters confused,
the poet got lost and tired,
as the boards were soon to be retired.
Now I may not be knowing
where this should be going,
but at least I can spell
and rhyme just a little,
so goodnight to you all,
and try not to quibble.
I'll throw in a few more before I go to bed.
1 minute ago, 52520Andrew said:Got about 17 pages to hit 100, 17 x 30 is 510 posts in about 24 hours or about 22 posts per hour. Any takers?
Here's one post.
I am one with the fourth and the fourth is with me.
May the force be with everyone, wherever we all end up.
1 minute ago, cobrajet said:Can you believe, I have a step son that is a Patriots fan? He loves Tom Brady. I blame it on his mother! Yes, I still take him out for ice cream.
Did it get heated during the super bowl?
Just now, rossihunter2 said:i've never really understood the attraction of baseball...
It's fun.
Just now, ludy51 said:Ah! so the baseball Ravens then?
Kind of, but the Orioles have a great bull pen (when healthy).
Just now, ludy51 said:Shoot, I might try to get into baseball, get myself a second sport to watch, can I get a rundown of the basics of this team?
Home runs, no stolen bases, inconsistent, but potential offensively
and as an Orioles fan, you must hate the red sox, yankees, and blue jays
1 minute ago, ludy51 said:I'm mean, shoot is do it but I'd rather not get you guys added to a few lists
You only need 100 more posts to get to 10,000. I think that's possible between now and tomorrow night.
Just now, JoeyFlex5 said:Plus alpha
Would you consider him instant coffee?
1 minute ago, LosT_in_TranSlatioN said:I told you stop posting pics from google docs on here.
so the forum closes tomorrow. Who knows. Maybe we will get a lost in translation Face Reveal?
What time are you posting your roast?
I'm not good with words, but I want to wish everyone well and I'll miss everyone here when the boards close for good.

1 hour ago, ThatsMyJoeTerback said:So is the board closing tonight or the night after? I can't be the only one who is confused.
It sounds like it's closing tomorrow night.
10 minutes ago, rmw10 said:Agreed. I think all of us can admit they've been a hard team to watch at times in the last 4-5 years. Hard to generate interest when a team is coming off of the Super Bowl high and doesn't maintain that level of play.
It doesn't help if no one knows this place exists. I didn't know there was a Ravens site until maybe the 2013 season and it took me another year to find the forum.
7 hours ago, LosT_in_TranSlatioN said:However, my corpse was struck by lightning and made me the impossible.
Did you also happen to win the lottery and go on a date with Kate Upton?
9 hours ago, LosT_in_TranSlatioN said:I'll send you and anyone else who requests it a rough draft.
Can I get a copy?
Classy boston fans giving the finger when Jones was ejected.

I love Joseph's reaction.
But at the same time, I'm furious that they threw Gausman out.
1 hour ago, Moderator 3 said:Right now? Where you been?
I hate them more than I usually do.
I kind of really hate the sox right now. How many times have they tried to hit Manny? I can remember at least 3 different instances.
9 minutes ago, ludy51 said:One of the biggest events of my early life was recorded on this forum when I first received my drivers permit which I can now say is a licence.
I got my permit about a month before I joined. Driving terrifies me so much lol.
Just now, RayRayRaven said:no but ill be at Scout all nex week
You can't understand what you're typing?
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