@LosT_in_TranSlatioN
But, ya know, who understands those cheerleaders? They only talk to him, because he looks like instant coffee, 'kay? I mean, Jake Butt, is just so good. I can't believe he's so good, I mean- woah!
I've seen him catchin', To hell with mock draftin', I'm tired of experts sayin' Butt ain't good, take Winchester and ask him that, he gotta pack fast twitch muscle. So Ozzie! (Yeah!) Decosta! (Yeah!) Have you made your pick yet? (No!) We tell 'em to choose him! Choose a healthy Butt! Ozzie got this!
(I was going to do the whole song, butt I got bored.)