That’s right guys. I’m doing a full not one, but TWO full rounds. Why? Because screw these forums for closing. That’s why.
Rules.
There will be no trades (for any other teams except us)
I will not intentionally sabotage any teams
The Ravens must draft Jake Butt
If you want me to justify something I will
Round 1
Pick
1. Cleveland Browns-Myles Garrett, OLB
2. San Francisco 49ers- Leonard Fournette, RB
3. Chicago Bears- Marshon Lattimore CB
4. Jacksonville Jaguars- Solomon Thomas, DE
5. Tennessee Titans- Jonathan Allen, DE
6. New York Jets- Jamal Adams, S
7. Los Angeles Chargers-Malik Hooker, S
8. Carolina Panthers-Christian McCaffrey, RB
9. Cincinnati Bengals-Reuben Foster, ILB
10. Buffalo Bills-Mike Williams WR(will he set the Mike Williams standard?)
11. New Orleans Saints-Marlon Humphrey, CB
12. Cleveland Browns- Deshaun Watson, QB
13. Arizona Cardinals- Corey Davis, WR
14. Philadelphia Eagles- Gareon Conley, CB
15. Indianapolis Colts-Haason Reddick, LB
16. Tennessee Titans- John Ross(TRADE)
17. Washington Redskins- Dalvin Cook, RB
18. Baltimore Ravens- Forrest Lamp, OG(TRADE)
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Cam Robinson, OT
20. Denver Broncos- Derek Barnett, Edge
21. Detroit Lions- David Njoku, TE
22. Miami Dolphins- Jarrad Davis, ILB
23. New York Giants-OJ Howard, TE
24. Oakland Raiders- Malik McDowell, DL
25. Houston Texans- Ryan Ramczyk, OT
26. Seattle Seahawks- Kevin King, CB
27. Kansas City Chiefs-Patrick Mahomes, QB
28. Dallas Cowboys-Quincy Wilson, CB
29. Green Bay Packers- Tre’Davious White, CB
30. Pittsburgh Steelers- Jabril Peppers, S
31. Atlanta Falcons-Charles Harris, DE(maybe he can help them hold a 25 point lead?)
32. New Orleans Saints from New England Patriots-Zach Cunningham, ILB
Round 2
Pick (overall)
1 (33). Cleveland Browns- JuJu Smith-Schuster, WR
2 (34). San Francisco 49ers- Davis Webb, QB
3 (35). Jacksonville Jaguars- Alvin Kamara, RB
4 (36). Chicago Bears-Buddah Baker, SS
5 (37). Los Angeles Rams-Zay Jones, WR
6 (38). Los Angeles Chargers-Dan Feeney, OG
7 (39). New York Jets-Adoree’ Jackson, CB
8 (40). Carolina Panthers-Choidobe Awuzie, CB
9 (41). Cincinnati Bengals- Taco Charlton, DE
10 (42). New Orleans Saints-Jordan Willis, DE
11 (43). Philadelphia Eagles- Joe Mixon, RB
12 (44). Buffalo Bills- Sidney Jones, CB
13 (45). Arizona Cardinals-DeShone Kizer, QB
14 (46). Indianapolis Colts-Evan Engram, TE
15 (47). Baltimore Ravens- Takkarist Mckinley, Edge
16 (48). Minnesota Vikings-Derek Rivers, Edge
17 (49). Washington Redskins-Obi Melifonwu, CB
18 (50). Tampa Bay Buccaneers-D’Onta Foreman, RB
19 (51). Denver Broncos-Dion Dawkins, OT
20 (52). Cleveland Browns from Tennessee Titans-Fabian Moreau, CB
21 (53). Detroit Lions-Rasul Douglas, CB
22 (54). Miami Dolphins- Bucky Hodges, TE
23 (55). New York Giants-Taylor Moton, OT
24 (56). Oakland Raiders- Cooper Kupp, WR
25 (57). Houston Texans-Justin Evans, S
26 (58). Seattle Seahawks-Montravius Adams, DT
27 (59). Kansas City Chiefs-Jalen Tabor, CB
28 (60). Dallas Cowboys- Tim Williams, Edge
29 (61). Green Bay Packers-Ryan Anderson, Edge
30 (62). Pittsburgh Steelers-Chris Godwin, WR
31 (63). Atlanta Falcons-David Sharpe, OT
32 (64). Carolina Panthers from New England Patriots- Carl Lawson, Edge
So let’s get into the skinny
Round One: Forrest Lamp, OG
Yes. I have the Titans trading up a few spots. They think that we are going to take their target(John Ross) and we call them on their bluff, and get their second third rounder in the back-end of the third round. Leaving us with three third rounders. A good trade, because we end up with our guy anyway.
You all know my thoughts on Lamp. He’s an Ozzie Newsome pick. Blue collar, works hard, smart. He could even step in at center, which could potentially give us an elite interior as soon as this year. Lamp is a guy I love.
Other picks we could make.
Derek Barnett- My favorite prospect for us. But I have a feeling that we are going offensive line.
Corey Davis- if he falls here he might be BPA by default.
Mike Williams- see above
Cam Robinson-.... OZZIE I SWEAR TO GOD.
Round Two: Takkarist Mckinley, Edge
Takk is a freak athlete, who might fall because he’s a bit of a one year wonder. Remember how we all hated the Correa pick because a majority of his sacks were effort sacks? Yeah, Mckinley’s work ethic on the field might surpass that entirely. And has significantly better pass rush ability, with a multitude of moves to work with. He gives us a guy who puts in a ton of effort, and with that work ethic, combined with good hand usage, I think that he could become a damn good edge rusher for us at the pro level.... But wait. There’s more.
Other options
Sydney Jones- Would love him here
Either Bama edge rusher- Ozzie... I’d be okay with these two.
Fabian Moreau- Damn good cover corner with room to grow
Jake Butt- A round earlier than he’s projected to go? Why not? Speaking of....
Round Three: Jake Butt, TE
Are you surprised? If you were congrats. You must be the dumbest person alive.... Or Winchester. “Jake Butt doesn’t have that fast twitch muscle. Fat Butt(LOL, could you imagine?) and Fat Maxx!" I love Maxx going forward as the #1. I don’t trust Pitta as much, Boyle is moving to FB, and Crockett Gillmore got hurt as I was typing this. Anyway, Kim Kardashian(get it?) here is a classic catch and turn TE who’s got very reliable hands, is a good blocker, and a good route runner.
I like Jake Butt and I cannot lie. You other posters can’t deny...
Round Three: Shaquille Griffin, CB,
Sorry rmw. I’m taking a page from your book and I wrote this on April 5th. Why did you hack my google doc? Smh
Anyway. Griffin does a lot of things well, and is a jack of all trades, master of none. He’s not gonna be a star, but he’d be great depth..
and yes, that is a picture of Jake Butt beating him. I couldn't resist
Round Three: Isaiah Ford, WR
Ford gets a bad rap. The damn combine utterly ruined him and he doesn’t deserve it. He seems like he could be a much better version of Chris Moore. Which is a useful commodity as Moore isn’t a bad route runner. Just be happy that people put too much stock in the combine and the 40. I think he could be a day one contributer on the offense. Thank you Titans
Round Four: Chase Roullier, C
SCREW YOU RMW... You had to bring light to a player I’ve had under the radar. I made this mock weeks ago and frankly, you have to come and ruin my fun!
Let’s talk about a mauler. Remember how I said Lamp could play center? Yeah.. About that. I think what we do is sign Mangold anyway, and then put Lamp at G. Which is the right move. Roullier is an absolute mauler, and it would do us some good to give a guy like him a year to develop. He won’t contribute immediately, but I think he could be a franchise center going forward. This would also force the coaching staff to kick Lewis out to RT, which I think he’d fare nicely anyway.
Round Five: Tedric Thompson, S
“But Lost, we’ve invested a lot at the safety position already. Why are we drafting one”.
Because screw you, that’s why. That’s why. And this is a total homer pick. But I really like Thompson’s game. With Webb and Weddle as his teachers he could become a very valuable rotational piece going forward, or he could become the guy who succeeds them in a few years. He has good instincts in coverage, and frankly this would be a best player available pick.
Round Six: Jahad Thomas, RB/WR
“But Lost, We have pressing needs at DT, and ILB.”
Screw that. Past 2 seasons we’ve draft Carl Davis, Bronson Kaufausi, Willie Henry, and have picked up Michael Pierce in UDFA. We’re fine there. And we always seem to find a good #2 ILB whether it’d be Jameel McClain, or Darnell Ellerbe, or finding Daryl Smith in FA. And I like Correa at ILB.
Meet, Jahad Thomas. The homeless man’s version of Christian McCaffery. He has a rare cutting ability and can make video game moves. He can also fill in kick returns, play slot WR, and be a good third down back for when Danny Woodhead gets injured. He’s a guy I think could have a use on the offense, and frankly we could use that.
Oh, and s/o to @-Truth- for pointing me in the direction of Thomas
And that my friends(and @rmw10 I did not copy you I swear) is my final mock before the draft. Coming a little ahead of schedule? Oh hell yes. I’m busy. Hope y’all liked it. If not, either way screw you.